Never thought cannibalism is so yummy(Another one of the ones that I want to cross post but r/puns bans cross posts)
In today's Criminology class we will learn about cannibalism.
It's my Hannibal Lecture.
Did you hear about Russel Crow's recent problems with cannibalism? At first he expressed shame about eating the mother of two.
But upon further consideration he was gladiator.
What did the Roman fighter say about his cannibalism?
Because I was late to a cannibalism fest
They gave me the cold shoulder.
I can't stand practitioners of auto-cannibalism.
They're so full of themselves.
Did you hear about the time Russell Crowe tried cannibalism?
It wasn't for him but he was glad he ate her.
Cannibalism?
-this morning-
Me: Can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: I don't think they make bread big enough
Classic Dad.
The thing to learn from spider cannibalism is that when you spin webs, in the end
3 Clowns were stranded on an island and had to resort to cannibalism.
One said to the other, “this taste funny.”
What would Eminem eat if he decided to turn to cannibalism?
A man is arrested for cannibalism...
During interrogation the police ask,
"Why did you do it?"
"Well," he replied. "You are what you eat."
Why don't cannibals ever cook noodles?
What did Shania Twain said to a cannibal?
Man, I feel like a woman!
What’s the opposite of a cannibal?
Why don't cannibals like eating clowns?
They taste funny!
(I'll see myself out)
Russell Crowe walks into a police station when he hears that a cannibal has devoured his wife.
What is a cannibal crab having for his birthday?
Cannibal:
(n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
2 cannibals start eating a fella
One starts at the head, one starts at the feet
one goes to the other - "how's it going?"
the other goes - "I'm having a ball"
first cannibal goes - "slow down, you're eating too fast"
What did the cannibal say when he walked into the bar?
What do German cannibals eat at parties?
Frankfurt-ers and Hamburg-ers.
A cannibal in Northern Germany is arrested while grilling beef patties.
He is accused of eating both hamburgers and Hamburgers.
I’ve been watching the John Wayne Gacy documentary series on Peacock. Really creepy and fascinating. Surprisingly, despite being a cannibal murderer, he was a stickler for etiquette.
Anyone who arrived late to one of his dinner parties received a cold shoulder.
Do cannibals eat...
......men toes to freshen their breath?
What do you call uncooked cannibal pasta?
Any cannibal will tell you ...
Everybody has different taste.
What type of a snack does a cannibal eat?
Why did the Cannibal cut up his victims with an icicle?
He preferred cold cuts on his sandwiches.
Giraffes can never apologize to each other.
It takes them too long to swallow their pride.
What di they serve at the cannibal school?
Why did the cannibal go to the Olympics?
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
What do you find in a cannibals shower?
I went to one of those new cannibal themed restaurant last night...
I've started my new diet. It's called the Saudi Arabian cannibal diet...
You just have a Sheikh for breakfast.
What does a cannibal call a gymnast?
A well balanced breakfast
I asked a few cannibals where they got their thighs
One of them said "Thailand"
What fast food does a young cannibal order?
The Roman fighter showed no remorse as a cannibal. In fact...
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one says to the other...
"does this taste funny to you?"
Why did the cannibal eat the gymnast?
Because they wanted a well balanced diet.
2 cannibals
Two cannibal friends were sitting together for lunch. The one asked the other:
"Hey, i heard you and your boyfriend had a big fight last night?"
"Yes, that's right."
"So how are things between you right now?"
"Well... right now..."
The cannibal stopped to take a sip of her tea.
"Right now I'm letting him stew..."
what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?
The guy I suspect is a cannibal in the office always brings in something questionable.
Today was white chick in chili.
What did the cannibal call the curry he made using the meat of Joshua - a balding Indian man?
Is a class on cannibalism
I was late to the cannibal feast..
So they gave me the cold shoulder
Cannibal:
(n.) Someone who is fed up with other people.
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
What was the cannibal given after he showed up late to the dinner party?
Cannibal
Someone who is fed up with people.
What happened when the cannibal showed up late to dinner?
They gave him the cold shoulder
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Why don't cannibals cook their food?
They prefer raw men.
(ramen).
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