Did you hear they found a mummy without bandages?

Archeologists think they started the mummification process, but didn't have time to wrap it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDiamondJester
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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My dad had me going.

Dad and I are watching a show about the Iceman.

We start talking about mummification and King Tut. I mention to him about the recent damage to the sarcophagus' beard.

He says, "Well that Sphinx."

Well done dad. Well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bullshitname0906
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2016
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Dad dropped this one on us after supper

We were talking about after people die they either get buried or cremated and I told him that in ancient Egypt some people preformed self mummification. Then my dad said

"When I die I want to be DADified"

Explanation: (MUMmified but he's a dad so DADified) -.-

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2014
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