When butchering an animal it is best to use as much of it as possible.
If not that's just a huge missed steak
My butcher looked at me strangely
When I asked him for breath mince
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him fifty bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
He said, "No the steaks are too high."
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
My friend showed me how he keeps his expensive butcher knife sharp.
I thought it was pretty cleaver.
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
Do you know how to tell someone tells too many bad jokes at a butcher shop?
Cuz even the beef gets corny
Woman to Butcher: People who sell meat are gross...
Butcher to Woman: People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
In college, I worked part time as a butcher's assistant.
You know, just to make ends meat.
I am a butcher and my wife doesn’t like me introducing her to people
Especially when I say Meet Patty
How do you introduce yourself to a butcher?
How does the muslim butcher respond when someone cracks a joke?
Did you hear about the wise butcher?
Butcher of "Baa"viken: Killer of over hundred innocent sheep.
The butchers wife always messes up everyone's orders.
Have you ever seen sausages hanging up in a butchers shop?
I havent. I've only seen them hanging down.
What does a 7ft tall butcher weigh?
What did the butcher say as his arch nemesis ran away?
What do you call a butcher convention?
I visited an online butcher shop today.
I heard this i while back don’t remember where its from, sorry if it seems butchered(longish)
One day a loving husband and father of 2 sons comes home, one of the sons asks him to come upstairs, so he comes upstairs and his son says“dad, im gay” the father, surprised says “well, okay, i still support you son”.
The next day the father comes home to his other son asking him to come upstairs, he goes and the son also comes out as gay, the loving father says “both you and your brother, i wont have any kids, but, i still support you”........ ........ ........ ........ ........ ........
The father then walks down stairs to go and play with the family dog(male) and finds him in the backyard humping the neighbors(also male) dog. The father walks back into the house and exclaims
“Does anyone in this house like women”.
His wife taps him on the sholder
The butcher kept getting my order wrong. He gave me a porterhouse instead of a filet mignon!
He said it was a mis-steak.
does anyone know if a doctor can take some of my butt flesh and graft it onto someone who isn't a relative?
I made a joke about a butcher’s knife but nobody laughed.
I was talking to a butcher the other day who showed me a 10 pound bratwurst
So I said "A ten pound bratwurst? I never sausage a thing!"
From my 8yr old: what do you say to a slow pig butcher?
Why do butchers have difficulty learning other languages?
Because they kept butchering the words
My butcher is reducing his working hours
My butcher is going from five days a week to four days a week in order to ease himself into retirement. I don't think I can shop there anymore. It's just too odd having a butcher who can't do cold turkey.
What I saw at the local butcher
What are butchers always starting fights?
Went to my butchers for my dinner but he gave me the wrong order
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
I am a butcher by trade & yesterday I accidently backed into the meat grinder
I got a little behind in my work
The butcher backed up into his meat grinder
And as a result, he got a little behind in his work.
How does a butcher introduce his wife?
I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...
He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."
How dit the butcher introduce his wife?
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
What does a 6'5" butcher weigh?
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
I knew this butcher who accidentally backed into his meat grinder
He got a little behind in his work
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work
What happened when the butcher backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
How did the butcher introduce his girlfriend?
How does a butcher introduce his wife?
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