How did the butcher introduce his wife?
In college, I worked part time as a butcher's assistant.
You know, just to make ends meat.
How do you introduce yourself to a butcher?
I am a butcher by trade & yesterday I accidently backed into the meat grinder
I got a little behind in my work
How does the muslim butcher respond when someone cracks a joke?
Did you hear about the wise butcher?
Butcher of "Baa"viken: Killer of over hundred innocent sheep.
Have you ever seen sausages hanging up in a butchers shop?
I havent. I've only seen them hanging down.
What does a 7ft tall butcher weigh?
The butchers wife always messes up everyone's orders.
What did the butcher say as his arch nemesis ran away?
I visited an online butcher shop today.
What do you call a butcher convention?
I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...
He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."
The butcher kept getting my order wrong. He gave me a porterhouse instead of a filet mignon!
He said it was a mis-steak.
Why do butchers have difficulty learning other languages?
Because they kept butchering the words
From my 8yr old: what do you say to a slow pig butcher?
I made a joke about a butcher’s knife but nobody laughed.
My butcher is reducing his working hours
My butcher is going from five days a week to four days a week in order to ease himself into retirement. I don't think I can shop there anymore. It's just too odd having a butcher who can't do cold turkey.
I was talking to a butcher the other day who showed me a 10 pound bratwurst
So I said "A ten pound bratwurst? I never sausage a thing!"
What are butchers always starting fights?
What I saw at the local butcher
Went to my butchers for my dinner but he gave me the wrong order
Mom was a milk maid and dad worked the meat grinder at the local butcher. When they got married they took their vows very seriously.
They really meant it was for butter or for wurst.
My friend was hesitant about joining the butcher's beauty pageant.
May end up being a Miss Steak...
Hear about the gang of midgets that tried to rob a butchers shop
They went away empty handed, the steaks were to high.
I went to the butcher the other day but ended up fighting him
Cause he asked if i wanted some beef
What do you call a butcher with a vested interest in his store?
What did the Canadian say when he entered the Mexican Butcher store?
What do you call a butchers conference
The butcher backed up into his meat grinder
And as a result, he got a little behind in his work.
How does a butcher introduce his wife?
How dit the butcher introduce his wife?
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
What does a 6'5" butcher weigh?
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work
I knew this butcher who accidentally backed into his meat grinder
He got a little behind in his work
How did the butcher introduce his girlfriend?
What happened when the butcher backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder.
He got a little behind in his work
Did you hear about the butcher that backed up into the meat grinder?
he got a little behind in his work.
How does a butcher introduce his wife?
I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.
He told me the steaks were too high.
I bet a butcher that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf
He refused, because the steaks were too high.
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