Orgies Puns

A list of puns related to "Orgies"

What if you threw an orgy

and no one came?

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👤︎ u/nikded
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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What do you call a redneck orgy?

A family reunion

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👤︎ u/mitalily
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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En-Orgy

performing as a group requires a lot of en-orgy...

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👤︎ u/Revo_oveR
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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I once went to an orgy in the forrest.

It was fucking in tents.

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👤︎ u/Nukenstien
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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Did you hear about the orgy at the campsite?

It was fucking in tents!

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👤︎ u/CHERNO-B1LL
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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I was invited to a narcoleptic orgy...

...but everyone there was just sleeping with each other.

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👤︎ u/BrassyBones
📅︎ Jun 08 2018
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You could truthfully call a badly-put-together orgy a clusterfuck.
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👤︎ u/corndogman5
📅︎ Feb 26 2018
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Where would you find a male programmer orgy?

RAM Ranch.

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👤︎ u/Spingebill_1812Part2
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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Did I tell you about the time I invited a bunch of guys with erectile dysfuntion to my orgy?

Nobody came.

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👤︎ u/throwaway24515
📅︎ May 10 2018
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Having a duck orgy at my house...

If anyone wants to come on down.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt
📅︎ Aug 15 2018
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My neighbor tried to have an orgy

But nobody came.

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👤︎ u/Arheisel
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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I had a terrible orgy the other day...

Nobody came.

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👤︎ u/MarvellousG
📅︎ Mar 28 2015
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What do you call a gangbang full of G's?

An all G.

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👤︎ u/_Epicasian_
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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God said to John, "come fourth and you will receive eternal life",

John came fifth and won a toaster.

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👤︎ u/LeJash
📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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Some friends were having a 92nd birthday party for their grandma

I said that's awesome, but you can't really have much of a party in a minute and a half.

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👤︎ u/adunahay
📅︎ Jun 27 2016
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One time, this mobster told me that I'd be sleeping with the fishes.

I didn't realize it was a threat. I thought he meant I would take part in a mermaid orgy.

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👤︎ u/Scarlet_Spectre
📅︎ Apr 15 2017
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I went to an orgy at Burning Man...

It was fucking in tents!

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👤︎ u/neophileous
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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You guys hear about the orgy at the circus?

It was fucking in tents!

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👤︎ u/TavernHam
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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