The wife left me because I have a fetish for touching pasta
Now Iβm feeling cannelloni
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︎ May 06 2021
Grandpa has a weird fetish
He likes to paint his clothes while making love to my Grandma.
Well, at least he dyed doing what he loved.
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︎ May 19 2021
I have a fetish for figuring things out
I just came to that realization.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
My friends learned about my butt fetish...
Now Iβm in therapy for crack addiction.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
I've just discovered I have a logic fetish...
I can't stop coming to conclusions.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
There are several reasons that a brain fetish is weird.
First one that comes to mind....
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︎ Dec 15 2020
A man had a fetish for touching and hearing, one day his friend got mad and slapped and yelled at the man
He ended up coming to his senses
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I think I have a fetish for the last paragraph in an essay
I just came to that conclusion.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
What do you call a weird person with an ass fetish?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
.
...or was it Sock-rates?
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︎ May 22 2020
Americans don't like the metric system because most of them have a foot fetish.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Why are people with foot fetish losers?
Because they like to taste defeat.
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︎ Jan 16 2020
Did you hear about the rapper that had a weird asphalt fetish?
He came from the streets.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Just found out my favorite foot fetish website was taken down
Turns out they had counterfeiting charges against them
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︎ Apr 24 2020
What do you call a Dad who also has a bondage fetish?
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︎ May 27 2020
Fetish
If you have a foot fetish isnβt that a feetish?
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︎ Aug 02 2020
I once dated a woman from Finland with a foot fetish.
Unfortunately, I'm Lap toes intolerant.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
What sweet turns on a female with a foot fetish?
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Did you know some people have a quicksand fetish? Just let that sink in...
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︎ Oct 04 2019
Joining the Giant Foot Fetish club is no small feat.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
Why does Big Shaq have a mucus fetish?
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Did you hear what happened to the guy who had a fetish for large flightless birds?
He was ostrichized from society...so emuved away.
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︎ Mar 02 2016
I know a woman who has a fetish for audio engineers.
She's obsessed with aural sex.
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︎ May 15 2018
What kind of tequila does someone with a foot fetish drink?
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︎ Mar 21 2019
Is it strange to have a fetish about accomplishing things?
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︎ Mar 10 2019
I have a fetish, and I remember the first time I tried to do it with a granola bar
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︎ Feb 24 2019
I told my Russian mail-order bride about my 304.8mm fetish
She's willing to go the extra 1.60934km for me.
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︎ May 04 2018
What kind of headwear do gangsters who have a scat-fetish wear?
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︎ Feb 11 2018
People that have a cheese fetish really grate on me.
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︎ Nov 10 2018
I had gotten much too excited about my BDSM fetish
Mistress said I must restrain myself
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︎ Aug 31 2017
I don't think I have a fetish or anything, but...
...glasses really help a person look good.
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︎ Nov 13 2016
I used to have a bondage fetish
But injured myself, now I have a bandage fetish
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︎ Aug 08 2018
My wife has a foot fetish...
I can't stand it. I find it toe-tally weird
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︎ Sep 13 2017
My friend with a foot fetish got caught cheating on his new wife...
Guess he was getting off on the wrong foot.
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︎ Jul 06 2017
There is a new show on TLC about having a clock fetish.
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︎ Feb 20 2015
Yesterday I found out that my brother has a fetish for midget bukake...
Itβs one of his short cummings
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︎ Nov 24 2017
I think my radiator might have a fetish for snowmen...
...because when it's cold it gets turned on.
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︎ Nov 28 2015
What do you get when you have a high heel fetish and see a real nice pair of stilettos?
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︎ Jul 30 2017
If my dog had a sexual fetish he would be into BDSM...
because he likes it ruff.
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︎ Jan 07 2016
"I think I have a weird fetish for the end of an essay."
"How do you know that?"
"I just just came to that conclusion."
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︎ Jul 12 2020
I discovered that I have a fetish for figuring things out
I just came to that realization
π︎ 305
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︎ Aug 11 2019
I've just discovered that I have a logic fetish
I can't stop coming to conclusions
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︎ Mar 23 2019
I discovered I have a fetish for figuring things out.
I came to the realization.
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︎ Aug 28 2016
I have just discovered that I have a logic fetish,
I can't stop coming to conclusions.
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︎ Jun 16 2019
What do you call a foot fetish?
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︎ May 23 2018
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