I saw my nephew browsing some weird porn
What's the world coming to?
I found out that my salary from starring in porn movies was going to David Hasselhoff...
All my hard work was going to pay Hoff.
Selling porn is gross
but selling food and small household items is grocer.
What’s a skeleton‘s favorite porn site
What’s a dogs favourite type of porn?
Russian porn is the best porn
Frankenstein’s monster was watching porn on his laptop when his wife came home. She didn’t find out because luckily...
He hid the Mac. He hid the monster Mac.
I put the memory device with the class assignment into the computer. Unfortunately, I chose the wrong one and porn started showing.
Today on the bus, I caught an absolutely disgusting low lying old pervert watching Porn..........
.......Over my shoulder!!!
What happens to a square when it watches porn
Why couldn’t the microwave watch porn online?
Because it was only fans.
Have you heard about coronavirus porn ?
I just found an origami porn site...
... but it’s paper view only.
You know, the worst thing about porn is that...
... it creates completely unreasonable expectations about how quickly I can get a plumber or pool guy at my house
I tried to become a porn star
But nothing ever came of it.
All my porn is in a compressed folder
Someone told me they made a porn version of "The Invisible Man"...
...I did NOT see that coming!
What's a lawyers favorite genre of porn?
Never date a bondage porn star.
They're always tied up in their work
I just caught my son googling porn web sites, and I’m completely heartbroken.
We are strictly a Bing family.
What's a porn star's favourite book?
Be careful with furry porn
Once you go down that rabbit hole...
I warned my son to never look at porn.
My family and I walked into the lobby and as we were checking in, I whispered to the desk clerk, "I hope the porn is disabled."
The guy looked at me in shock and sputtered, "It's just regular porn, you sick perv!"
If Michael Avanatti was a porn actor he’d be Michael Avanaughty.
Magic Johnson is the best porn name of all Tim enjoy affiliated with the industry
Yeah, I remember my first porn
I looked a lot younger back then.
I was reading an article about top porn searches around the globe
It was titled “what has this world come to”
Great name idea for a porn site
It can take people years to get into porn.
But it usually only takes me about thirty seconds.
Male porn actors are working hard
One of the most popular searches on pornhub is Minecraft porn
I tried searching for that once. Unfortunately, it was blocked.
I bought a porn mag company and I'm making it into a Christian magazine.
I'm still working out a few kinks
I watched porn for the first time when i was 12
Before that, i had no fucking idea!
I watched my first porn the other day.
I was so much younger then.
My favorite porn start has found a new career!
She moved from the teen category to the MILF category!
What two genres of porn do vegetables like?
Hard pour corn and soft pour corn.
What is a chicken’s favorite kind of porn?
I just found an origami porn channel
I discovered an origami porn channel!
But it’s paper view only.
I just found an origami porn channel
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