Pornographic Puns

A list of puns related to "Pornographic"

I saw a magistrate walking on the street and he had covered himself with a blanket which had pornographic images.

However, the cop who saw him, didn't take any action.

I asked why, and the cop responded,

"Never book a judge by its cover."

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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I'm looking for pornographic dolphin content

... It's for scientific porpoises

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👤︎ u/acheleo
📅︎ Sep 21 2015
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My Dad, on memory.

Me: tells Dad important information

Dad: does nothing

Me: Write that down, it's important you remember it

Dad: Nope, don't need to. I have a pornographic memory

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👤︎ u/bluebleubloo
📅︎ Jun 24 2014
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