Saw a porno about dyslexic housewives
They loved to cook sock.
What do you name a 2020 porno starring college freshman?
Co-Ed Vid 19
Womp womp
What did Pixar name their porno
You’ve got a friend in me
Did you see the porno featuring shapes?
At first I really didn't get it but in the end it came full circle.
Big congrats to Mr. Potatohead finally debuting his first porno.
The Dictator
Co-worker: "I watched my first porno last night."
Me: "Your first one? Yeah, bullshit."
Him: "No really. My god did I ever look young."
I saw a porno yesterday in which a chicken and a cow both drink chocolate milk.
It's called Brown Chicken, Brown Cow
I watched a sad porno today...
It was a real tear jerker!
Did you hear the one about the girl with scoliosis that did a porno?
They called it "Broke Back Mountin'!"
If they made a walking dead porno, it would be "The Wanking Dead"
I always fast forward to the end of my porno.
Some would say I like to come to conclusions.
I watched my first porno the other day. Do you know what surprised me the most?
How young I looked back then.
PSA: There's a difference between bad jokes and dad jokes
The first letter.
Watching Spies Like Us with my GF last night
We were watching the movie and she says "this movie isn't going anywhere", and I sit for a moment before replying, "yeah, 80's comedies were mostly a string of gags" pause for dramatic effect, "coincidentally, so were 80's pornos!"
I proceed to laugh at that for 2 minutes while she roles to her side and ignores me.
