Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?

Play-toe.

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...or was it Sock-rates?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Why do people with foot fetishes find it difficult to make friends?

Because they always seem to get off on the wrong foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devam_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Why are people with foot fetish losers?

Because they like to taste defeat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/babycatslayer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Americans don't like the metric system because most of them have a foot fetish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr8prajwalb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Just found out my favorite foot fetish website was taken down

Turns out they had counterfeiting charges against them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krit-NJ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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I once dated a woman from Finland with a foot fetish.

Unfortunately, I'm Lap toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Upstagestu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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What sweet turns on a female with a foot fetish?

Men-toes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USSR1921
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Vegan's with foot-fetishes might prefer toe-fu.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClickedRandomly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Joining the Giant Foot Fetish club is no small feat.

No small feet, please.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orsongr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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People with foot fetishes are lacktose intolerant (most of them probably)

β€œLack toes”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raixuz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Europeans don't have foot fetishes...

They have meter fetishes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wombat1892
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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What do you call a foot fetish?

A feetish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/palladio332
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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What kind of tequila does someone with a foot fetish drink?

Hornitos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dj-DaDboD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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My wife has a foot fetish...

I can't stand it. I find it toe-tally weird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theferrolgamer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2017
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My friend with a foot fetish got caught cheating on his new wife...

Guess he was getting off on the wrong foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NimrodGenocide
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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Dad Joke

^(I once had a friend named Tobias. I told him "I don't have a foot fetish but I do have a Toe bias")

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1976kdawg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why do people with foot fetishes never win?

Because they like the taste of defeat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wwrxw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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Why do people with foot fetishes never win?

Because they like the taste of defeat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncouth-Youth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Fetish

If you have a foot fetish isn’t that a feetish?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mdalmar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Why do the Americans don't like the metric system?

Because most of them have a foot fetish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr8prajwalb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Cringe worthy

I had a friend once named Tobias. I told him, I don’t have a foot fetish but I do have a Toe Bias.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1976kdawg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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