In case they get a hole in one
None, they have bear feet.
'In case I get a hole in one'
One takes fourtoes the other five toes.
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "¡Eso sí que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
Well, Garden hose, of course!
A Sock Drawer
How do you think I get my feet in them?
Arrrrrrrrgyle!
I bet you have another pair exactly like that.
No, they're feet socks, silly!
As my sister in law said, he'd grown another foot this year.
He called them missile toes.
In case I got a hole in one
he went to the gym regularly
I said, "darn!"
She's black toes intolerant.
Sockturnal
You know, the ones on Wool Street
Me: it’s a sacrifice to the dryer gods.
My dad: it’s a sockrifice.
(This was an actual joke made by my actual dad today.)
It was a show of hands...
Me (checking my sock): no it doesn’t!
Dad: well, how did you get your foot in?
I was planning on returning them, but then I got cold feet.
Seems like the sock market has crashed
But then I got cold feet
Darn it!
of course they were YouTube socks! https://i.imgur.com/iKyHpRn.jpg
he had incisor information
They have bear feet
A pair of green
In case they get a hole in one!
"In case they get a hole in one!"
In case they get a hole in one.
Because they have bear feet.
One takes 5 toes and the other takes 1 less.
No?
Then how did you get your feet in them?!!
In case I get a hole in one
In case they get a hole in one !
One takes photos, the other takes five toes!
