Funny Socks Puns

A list of puns related to "Funny Socks"

My clothes were having a competition to decide which one is the coolest

It ended up being a tie

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👤︎ u/FlarioKath
📅︎ May 28 2021
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?

When it's full groan.

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👤︎ u/petrifiedgumball
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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Future wife wears support socks.

Future wife was getting ready for work and put on these socks that I hadn't seen before. I asked what they were and she said they were supportive socks... I immediately grabbed one out of her drawer and put it on my hand like a sock puppet and spoke with a high-pitched muppet voice.

Puppet: You look nice today.
Puppet: You're going to have a great day.
Puppet: You can do it!
Her: What are you doing?
Puppet: Being supportive.
Me: <laughs>
Her: Oh my God.
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👤︎ u/stevebobmike
📅︎ Jun 27 2014
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