The wife left me because I have a fetish for touching pasta
Now I’m feeling cannelloni
Grandpa has a weird fetish
He likes to paint his clothes while making love to my Grandma.
Well, at least he dyed doing what he loved.
I have a fetish for figuring things out
I just came to that realization.
My friends learned about my butt fetish...
Now I’m in therapy for crack addiction.
I've just discovered I have a logic fetish...
I can't stop coming to conclusions.
There are several reasons that a brain fetish is weird.
First one that comes to mind....
A man had a fetish for touching and hearing, one day his friend got mad and slapped and yelled at the man
He ended up coming to his senses
I think I have a fetish for the last paragraph in an essay
I just came to that conclusion.
What do you call a weird person with an ass fetish?
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
.
...or was it Sock-rates?
Why are people with foot fetish losers?
Because they like to taste defeat.
Americans don't like the metric system because most of them have a foot fetish.
Did you hear about the rapper that had a weird asphalt fetish?
He came from the streets.
Just found out my favorite foot fetish website was taken down
Turns out they had counterfeiting charges against them
What do you call a Dad who also has a bondage fetish?
I once dated a woman from Finland with a foot fetish.
Unfortunately, I'm Lap toes intolerant.
What sweet turns on a female with a foot fetish?
Did you know some people have a quicksand fetish? Just let that sink in...
Joining the Giant Foot Fetish club is no small feat.
Did you hear what happened to the guy who had a fetish for large flightless birds?
He was ostrichized from society...so emuved away.
I know a woman who has a fetish for audio engineers.
She's obsessed with aural sex.
What kind of tequila does someone with a foot fetish drink?
Is it strange to have a fetish about accomplishing things?
I have a fetish, and I remember the first time I tried to do it with a granola bar
I told my Russian mail-order bride about my 304.8mm fetish
She's willing to go the extra 1.60934km for me.
What kind of headwear do gangsters who have a scat-fetish wear?
People that have a cheese fetish really grate on me.
I had gotten much too excited about my BDSM fetish
Mistress said I must restrain myself
I don't think I have a fetish or anything, but...
...glasses really help a person look good.
I used to have a bondage fetish
But injured myself, now I have a bandage fetish
My wife has a foot fetish...
I can't stand it. I find it toe-tally weird
My friend with a foot fetish got caught cheating on his new wife...
Guess he was getting off on the wrong foot.
There is a new show on TLC about having a clock fetish.
Yesterday I found out that my brother has a fetish for midget bukake...
It’s one of his short cummings
I think my radiator might have a fetish for snowmen...
...because when it's cold it gets turned on.
What do you get when you have a high heel fetish and see a real nice pair of stilettos?
"I think I have a weird fetish for the end of an essay."
"How do you know that?"
"I just just came to that conclusion."
I discovered that I have a fetish for figuring things out
I just came to that realization
I've just discovered that I have a logic fetish
I can't stop coming to conclusions
I discovered I have a fetish for figuring things out.
I came to the realization.
I have just discovered that I have a logic fetish,
I can't stop coming to conclusions.
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