The wife left me because I have a fetish for touching pasta

Now I’m feeling cannelloni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Grandpa has a weird fetish

He likes to paint his clothes while making love to my Grandma.

Well, at least he dyed doing what he loved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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I have a fetish for figuring things out

I just came to that realization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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My friends learned about my butt fetish...

Now I’m in therapy for crack addiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cromantica
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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I've just discovered I have a logic fetish...

I can't stop coming to conclusions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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There are several reasons that a brain fetish is weird.

First one that comes to mind....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatoeoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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A man had a fetish for touching and hearing, one day his friend got mad and slapped and yelled at the man

He ended up coming to his senses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JK-AJ27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I think I have a fetish for the last paragraph in an essay

I just came to that conclusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinterChaser
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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What do you call a weird person with an ass fetish?

Ass-centric

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?

Play-toe.

.

...or was it Sock-rates?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Why are people with foot fetish losers?

Because they like to taste defeat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/babycatslayer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Americans don't like the metric system because most of them have a foot fetish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr8prajwalb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Did you hear about the rapper that had a weird asphalt fetish?

He came from the streets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Just found out my favorite foot fetish website was taken down

Turns out they had counterfeiting charges against them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krit-NJ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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What do you call a Dad who also has a bondage fetish?

A Pappa-dom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoosterBurger
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I once dated a woman from Finland with a foot fetish.

Unfortunately, I'm Lap toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Upstagestu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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What sweet turns on a female with a foot fetish?

Men-toes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USSR1921
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Did you know some people have a quicksand fetish? Just let that sink in...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Joining the Giant Foot Fetish club is no small feat.

No small feet, please.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orsongr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Did you hear what happened to the guy who had a fetish for large flightless birds?

He was ostrichized from society...so emuved away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon_Cake
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2016
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I know a woman who has a fetish for audio engineers.

She's obsessed with aural sex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthearistocrat
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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What kind of tequila does someone with a foot fetish drink?

Hornitos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dj-DaDboD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Is it strange to have a fetish about accomplishing things?

I just came to my feat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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I have a fetish, and I remember the first time I tried to do it with a granola bar

It was just nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/O-the-Indian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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I told my Russian mail-order bride about my 304.8mm fetish

She's willing to go the extra 1.60934km for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Target359
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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What kind of headwear do gangsters who have a scat-fetish wear?

Doodoo rag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BooBooDingDing
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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People that have a cheese fetish really grate on me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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I had gotten much too excited about my BDSM fetish

Mistress said I must restrain myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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I don't think I have a fetish or anything, but...

...glasses really help a person look good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-like-robots
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2016
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I used to have a bondage fetish

But injured myself, now I have a bandage fetish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slurpmypubes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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My wife has a foot fetish...

I can't stand it. I find it toe-tally weird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theferrolgamer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2017
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My friend with a foot fetish got caught cheating on his new wife...

Guess he was getting off on the wrong foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NimrodGenocide
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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There is a new show on TLC about having a clock fetish.

It's about fucking time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ffstriker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2015
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Yesterday I found out that my brother has a fetish for midget bukake...

It’s one of his short cummings

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2017
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I think my radiator might have a fetish for snowmen...

...because when it's cold it gets turned on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captglorypants
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2015
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What do you get when you have a high heel fetish and see a real nice pair of stilettos?

A shoe horn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hmhammersmith
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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"I think I have a weird fetish for the end of an essay."

"How do you know that?" "I just just came to that conclusion."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I discovered that I have a fetish for figuring things out

I just came to that realization

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rotimi_babalola
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I've just discovered that I have a logic fetish

I can't stop coming to conclusions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MorgetGaming
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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I discovered I have a fetish for figuring things out.

I came to the realization.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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I have just discovered that I have a logic fetish,

I can't stop coming to conclusions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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