Gnomes.
There's no race like gnome.
A pipe dream
They have a totally different gnomenclature.
Gladio: dog sure can track a scent
Ignis: certainly nose how to find us
Me: "You're up"
Dad: "Asia!"
Me: "What about Asia?"
Dad: "Well you said Europe!"
Thanks to u/adamdidit for being my "father" in this situation
Then, My Luck ran out.
It wasn't until i spanked a statue that i realised i had hit rock bottom.
Archie Windsor
I said it was because I thought it would be pretty hot
It looks like most calculations will be done in the Cloud.
At first I thought that it’d have two nature deities: a tree-person for the land and a mermaid-like being for the ocean.
My dad suggested that combining the two would be more “a fish-ent”.
So far, My team includes an orc, 2 elves, a dwarf and a Minotaur.
In a fantasy football league with some olive garden employees. Team name is Olive the TDs. Anyone have any other good team names?
Why would anyone fantasize a losing team?
and asks me if I need some help getting the creative juices flowing.
It's a common thing for him to say, so I only got it after he left. I don't think he even realized it himself. At this point I'm too afraid to ask.
It's been 14 weeks of luck puns, typically along the lines of "I can't lose. I've got Luck on my side." Or "Guess my team is just Luck-ier than yours."
He laughs every time.
I like to give them a Tolkien of my appreciation.
It's called The Similarillion.
So I'm at Costco picking up the hot dog meal I had added to my order at the checkout. The girl at the food court register yells to the guy working in the back, "Hey! Can you make me a hot dog?"
I looked at her dead serious, waved my spirit fingers, and said, "POOF! YOU'RE A HOT DOG!"
.... She didn't get it. Kids these days...
After wishing my upcoming opponent good luck, he told me "I'd need luck to beat him this week." I replied "No, I think I'm gonna bench Luck and play Wentz instead."
Some critics went so far as to call them "modern Tolkien".
Mom was really struggling to come up with a team name, she's not super into football, and when she asked for suggestions, my dad immediately blurted "How about 'Mom Brady'?"
My friend was playing FFX last night and came upon the Triple Foul sphere for Wakka. Neither of us could remember, off the tops of our heads, what it did. That was when I said, 'Triple Foul? Pheasant, chicken, and duck?'
GROANS ALL AROUND
