Is a class on cannibalism

A Hannibal Lecture?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buddha0426
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Did you hear about Russel Crow's recent problems with cannibalism? At first he expressed shame about eating the mother of two.

But upon further consideration he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AShiggles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Cannibalism.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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What did the Roman fighter say about his cannibalism?

He was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/etherreal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Because I was late to a cannibalism fest

They gave me the cold shoulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoliathTheTitan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Cannibalism?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WorshipPurple
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Cannibalism imgur.com/7vGYw1j
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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealtomgreen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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Cannibalism:

You eat what you are.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ducktapedaddy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I can't stand practitioners of auto-cannibalism.

They're so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RippleDotPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Did you hear about the time Russell Crowe tried cannibalism?

It wasn't for him but he was glad he ate her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RigorousReddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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The thing to learn from spider cannibalism is that when you spin webs, in the end

You weave what you sew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Cannibalism?

-this morning-

Me: Can you make me a sandwich? Dad: I don't think they make bread big enough

Classic Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeanibeani
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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3 Clowns were stranded on an island and had to resort to cannibalism.

One said to the other, β€œthis taste funny.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWhiteBuffarro
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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What would Eminem eat if he decided to turn to cannibalism?

Mom spaghetti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePurpleArrow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2015
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A man is arrested for cannibalism...

During interrogation the police ask,

"Why did you do it?"

"Well," he replied. "You are what you eat."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2015
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What do you call uncooked cannibal pasta?

Raw men noodles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orderoffries32
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What type of a snack does a cannibal eat?

Little Debbie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Audacioustrash
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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What did the cannibal bring to the sushi festival?

Ramen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrewThinks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What di they serve at the cannibal school?

Stewdents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raaxen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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What was the cannibal given after he showed up late to the dinner party?

The cold shoulder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onemangang15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Did you hear about the cannibal who's boyfriend went missing?

Turns out she'd dumped him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arcajazz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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What does a cannibal call a gymnast?

A well balanced breakfast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingsquidington
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?

A kinder surpriseπŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharkyazra
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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The Roman fighter showed no remorse as a cannibal. In fact...

He was gladiator

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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I went to one of those new cannibal themed restaurant last night...

It was $50 per head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Cannibal

Someone who is fed up with people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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I asked a few cannibals where they got their thighs

One of them said "Thailand"

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Why did the cannibal eat the gymnast?

Because they wanted a well balanced diet.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Flush!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllSaintOx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What fast food does a young cannibal order?

A kids meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a-scott-s-tot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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two cannibals are eating a clown, when one says to the other...

"does this taste funny to you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weendul
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?

We will wok you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pretlik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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2 cannibals

Two cannibal friends were sitting together for lunch. The one asked the other:

"Hey, i heard you and your boyfriend had a big fight last night?"

"Yes, that's right."

"So how are things between you right now?"

"Well... right now..."

The cannibal stopped to take a sip of her tea.

"Right now I'm letting him stew..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yuxayilan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What did the cannibal call the curry he made using the meat of Joshua - a balding Indian man?

Rogaine Josh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celebrationrock
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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The guy I suspect is a cannibal in the office always brings in something questionable.

Today was white chick in chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitFartFerguson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What is a cannibal’s favorite dessert?

Lady fingers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hungry-Hippo_3124
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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The cannibal living next to me caught and killed a clairvoyant...

He only put her in the oven for only half an hour though.

Apparently he likes his medium rare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Why don't cannibals cook their food?

They prefer raw men.

(ramen).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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The cannibal said to his mother, "I don't like my vegetables."

Mother says, "well, just eat your wife."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrewciferCDXX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What is the cannibal carpenter’s favorite measurement?

8 feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SholcCTR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Why do cannibals like people who vape?

Because they have popcorn lungs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScarletWoods
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What does a cannibal eat for breakfast

Toes-t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djgw88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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How does a lion become a cannibal?

He must first swallow his pride.

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Momma always told me "you are what you eat!" So I started eating mushrooms every day.

I wanted to become a fun guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Masderus-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What did the cannibal get when he went to Sonic?

A handshake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mustard_Icecream
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What is a cannibal's favourite medical drama?

Graze Anatomy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Idle_Giant
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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How do you call a runner when he is running from a cannibal?

Fast Food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/69-nice420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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What kind of beans do cannibals eat?

Human beans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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There once lived a cannibal in Rome, who ate only women.

He was a Glad-he-ate-her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spockerine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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A vegan podiatrist becomes a cannibal, the first thing he eats is

Toe food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tikkunmytime
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Did you hear about the cannibal who threw a pile of funny bones into a boiling cauldron?

He made himself a laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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The passing cannibal

Hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aw8nf8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Why didn't the cannibal eat the guy with no legs ?

Because he was lacktoes intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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What did the cannibal order at a restaurant?

Raw-men!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultimatefinesser
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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3 Cannibals were arguing over how to eat a missionary they captured.

Cannibal 1: We should boil him!

Cannibal 2: We should roast him on a spit!

Cannibal 3: No! Can’t you see he’s a Friar?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKoke
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What does a cannibal say after eating something good?

Tasty

cal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLegitCheese
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What happened when the cannibal showed up late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScatteredPayback
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I went to a cannibal restaurant last night...

It cost Β£50 a head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Confusing_Musings
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Why don't Japanese cannibals cook their food?

Because they prefer raw men.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leif_hans
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What do you give a cannibal who's late for dinner

The cold shoulder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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So this cannibal came home late for dinner

So his wife gave him the cold shoulder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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