Is a class on cannibalism
Did you hear about Russel Crow's recent problems with cannibalism? At first he expressed shame about eating the mother of two.
But upon further consideration he was gladiator.
What did the Roman fighter say about his cannibalism?
Because I was late to a cannibalism fest
They gave me the cold shoulder.
I can't stand practitioners of auto-cannibalism.
They're so full of themselves.
Did you hear about the time Russell Crowe tried cannibalism?
It wasn't for him but he was glad he ate her.
The thing to learn from spider cannibalism is that when you spin webs, in the end
Cannibalism?
-this morning-
Me: Can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: I don't think they make bread big enough
Classic Dad.
3 Clowns were stranded on an island and had to resort to cannibalism.
One said to the other, “this taste funny.”
What would Eminem eat if he decided to turn to cannibalism?
A man is arrested for cannibalism...
During interrogation the police ask,
"Why did you do it?"
"Well," he replied. "You are what you eat."
What do you call uncooked cannibal pasta?
What type of a snack does a cannibal eat?
What did the cannibal bring to the sushi festival?
What di they serve at the cannibal school?
What was the cannibal given after he showed up late to the dinner party?
Did you hear about the cannibal who's boyfriend went missing?
Turns out she'd dumped him.
What does a cannibal call a gymnast?
A well balanced breakfast
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
The Roman fighter showed no remorse as a cannibal. In fact...
I went to one of those new cannibal themed restaurant last night...
Cannibal
Someone who is fed up with people.
I asked a few cannibals where they got their thighs
One of them said "Thailand"
Why did the cannibal eat the gymnast?
Because they wanted a well balanced diet.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
What fast food does a young cannibal order?
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one says to the other...
"does this taste funny to you?"
what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?
2 cannibals
Two cannibal friends were sitting together for lunch. The one asked the other:
"Hey, i heard you and your boyfriend had a big fight last night?"
"Yes, that's right."
"So how are things between you right now?"
"Well... right now..."
The cannibal stopped to take a sip of her tea.
"Right now I'm letting him stew..."
What did the cannibal call the curry he made using the meat of Joshua - a balding Indian man?
The guy I suspect is a cannibal in the office always brings in something questionable.
Today was white chick in chili.
What is a cannibal’s favorite dessert?
The cannibal living next to me caught and killed a clairvoyant...
He only put her in the oven for only half an hour though.
Apparently he likes his medium rare.
Why don't cannibals cook their food?
They prefer raw men.
(ramen).
The cannibal said to his mother, "I don't like my vegetables."
Mother says, "well, just eat your wife."
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
What is the cannibal carpenter’s favorite measurement?
Why do cannibals like people who vape?
Because they have popcorn lungs!
What does a cannibal eat for breakfast
How does a lion become a cannibal?
He must first swallow his pride.
Momma always told me "you are what you eat!" So I started eating mushrooms every day.
I wanted to become a fun guy.
What did the cannibal get when he went to Sonic?
What is a cannibal's favourite medical drama?
How do you call a runner when he is running from a cannibal?
What kind of beans do cannibals eat?
There once lived a cannibal in Rome, who ate only women.
He was a Glad-he-ate-her.
A vegan podiatrist becomes a cannibal, the first thing he eats is
Did you hear about the cannibal who threw a pile of funny bones into a boiling cauldron?
He made himself a laughing stock
The passing cannibal
Hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Why didn't the cannibal eat the guy with no legs ?
Because he was lacktoes intolerant
What did the cannibal order at a restaurant?
3 Cannibals were arguing over how to eat a missionary they captured.
Cannibal 1: We should boil him!
Cannibal 2: We should roast him on a spit!
Cannibal 3: No! Can’t you see he’s a Friar?!
What does a cannibal say after eating something good?
What happened when the cannibal showed up late to dinner?
They gave him the cold shoulder
I went to a cannibal restaurant last night...
Why don't Japanese cannibals cook their food?
Because they prefer raw men.
What do you give a cannibal who's late for dinner
So this cannibal came home late for dinner
So his wife gave him the cold shoulder
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