A zombie pun for Halloween
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Rob Zombie
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︎ May 27 2021
Where does a zombie get a spare body part
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︎ May 28 2021
What did the conductor say when he became a zombie?
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︎ May 15 2021
What type of coffee, does a zombie hate?
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︎ May 23 2021
What did the zombie carrot say to the lettuce?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
Edit: Wow! Went to bed, went to work, checked this post, and holy hell did it blow up! Thanks for the awards, funny add-one and dad jokes! This sub is awesome!
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︎ Oct 20 2020
What's the safest room in the house during a zombie invasion?
After I dug into the details of a theoretical zombie crisis and the entrances and exits of our home, I settled on the master bedroom.
My son sighs and says, "the living room."
High five buddy, you got me.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
What do you call a zombie DJ?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What does a zombie bird eat?
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︎ Feb 03 2021
I was attacked by a vegetarian zombie
He kept moaning "GRRAIIIIIIIIINNNNS."
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︎ Feb 12 2021
I was playing a zombie game last night, and sliced off the left side of a zombie
It scared my wife pretty bad.
I assured her heβs all right.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
My biggest fear about becoming a Zombie....
....is all that walking you have to do.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What would happen to all of us if the zombie virus only affected redheads?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
It you see a hungry zombie, destroy the hungry zombie.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Figuring out how to starve a zombie isnβt difficult.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Toto sponsored a group of zombie missionaries.
They blessed the brains down in Africa
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︎ Oct 28 2020
My 7 year old came up with a dad joke: What do Zombie Cows say?
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︎ Sep 28 2019
How can you tell that a zombie used to be a father?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why did the girl date a zombie?
'Cause liked her for her brains!
Why did the girl break up with the zombie?
'Cause he was dead inside!
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︎ Nov 07 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Why was the zombie so grumpy?
He woke up on the wrong side of the dead.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Why didn't the zombie cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts!
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︎ Oct 01 2020
What do you call a horny zombie?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
What?! You don't know what a zombie's least favorite food is? You'll figure it out
it's a no-brainer really.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
What does a vegetarian zombie say?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
You know what the zombie said about the witch doctor?
Nothing, his lips were sealed.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
zombie apocathicc
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︎ Feb 26 2020
How do you know if a zombie studied law?
He always eats the arms first, however, legislator.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
What did the zombie gladiator say to the romans?
"ARE YOU NOT INTO BRAINS?! ARE YOU NOT. INTO. BRAINS!?"
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︎ May 04 2020
What do you call a zombie in pajamas?
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︎ Jun 02 2020
What does a zombie call his girlfriend?
Zombae.
And that's what my kids get after watching ZOMBIES for the 6th time in 4 days.
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︎ May 15 2020
What do zombie bodybuilders eat?
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︎ May 16 2020
I was drawing a zombie for my friend and wasn't sure how I would draw his eyes. First time posting here but hope this counts.
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︎ Aug 28 2019
I told everyone that Iβm going as a zombie character from Harry Potter this Halloween, but no one believes me.
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︎ Sep 08 2019
My daughter is going to be a great dad..I came up stairs into the kitchen like a zombie...
she turned to me holding a bag of rice....."Graaaiiinsss"
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︎ Nov 13 2019
What do you call a zombie phoenix?
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︎ Mar 25 2020
What do you call a zombie father?
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Why didnβt the zombie like eating the clown?
Because he tasted a little funny...
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︎ Apr 09 2020
What do you call a zombie who stir fries?
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︎ Dec 18 2019
"Did you hear about the new zombie game that all they do is watch dough rise?"
"It's called Bread Rising."
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︎ Jan 23 2020
Figuring out how to starve a zombie is a no brainer.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat
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︎ Jun 15 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
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︎ May 14 2020
Did you hear about the dyslexic Zombie?
He only eats Brians.......
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?
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