Paint me like one of your French ghouls
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What do you say when you see a stunned ghost buster catch a ghoul?

He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.

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Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
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What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?

Hearse-sheys!

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What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?

Tag, youโ€™re it!

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What's the ghoul's favourite sauce?

Grave-y.

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You know why vampires can raise ghouls ?

Because they are neck romancers !

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Make your ghoul feel special this Halloween.
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What do Italian ghosts eat?

Spooketti Boolognese.

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What is a ghosts favorite place to work?

Ghoul-gle

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What is a vampires girlfriend Called?

His ghoul-friend.

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My ex girlfriend just left me for a ghost named Kevin.

She's no longer my ghoul friend. (this actually happened, i just wanted to make the situation lighter)

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What do you call an Italian ghost?

A Gabba Ghoul

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What labor camps do zombies go to?

Ghoul-logs

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What do you call an Italian American ghost in Brooklyn?

A gaba-ghoul

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People say I'm not quite a fool

I'm fool-ish

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Being undead only sometimes sucks.

I wondered why zombies, ghouls, and vampires are so closely associated. After all, why would decaying shambling corpses be associated with the suave Dracula-esque? then it hit me:

Most vampires are necromancers, but not all necromancers are vampires.

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Who did the zombie take to the dance?

His ghoul-friend!!

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Who did the wizard marry?

His ghoul-friend

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I am apparently a proud grandpa.

Today my 4 year old was talking about Halloween and said "it was pretty ghoul."

Never been prouder.

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My son jumped out from behind a door and yelled โ€œboo!โ€ He asked, โ€œDid I scare you?โ€

I said, โ€œNo. But Was that your ghoul?โ€

He just groaned.

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A length of rope walks into a bar...

The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve rope here." The length of rope leaves, and comes back later with a disguise. The bartender says "I just told you, we don't serve rope here." The rope decides that he'll get stronger and force his way into the bar. So, he starts stretching and exercising, twisting himself around, and rubs his back against the brick wall to build pain tolerance. When he returns to the bar, the bartender looks at him. "Weren't you the length of rope I kicked out earlier?"

"No," the rope responds. "I'm a frayed knot."

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What do ghosts drink?

Boos!

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What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?

Gobble the ghoul.

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Why did the mummy get a divorce?

His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy

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Halloween Puns

Why couldnโ€™t the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie.


Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!


Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!


For Halloween Iโ€™m going to write โ€œLifeโ€ on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers


This Halloween, the only Candy Iโ€™m interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues


โ€œHalloweenโ€ = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.


Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!


Iโ€™ll be your trick if youโ€™ll be my treat.


How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!


When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day


Whatโ€™s a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!


What do you call a Halloween boner? Petrified wood


What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us


What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A โ€œhollow-weenie!โ€


Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost (goes).


How do you write a book about halloween? With a ghostwriter.



Iโ€™m going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always doโ€ฆ by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely,


Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, โ€œA lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?โ€ The other monster replied, โ€œBe a gentleman and roll them back to her.


The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something youโ€™re not will lead to a sweet reward.


I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, itโ€™s Election night.


I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so Iโ€™m dressing up as a phone battery at 2%.


Why dident the skeleten go to the halloween party? Becuse he had no body to go with.


What did the bird say on Halloween? Trick or tweet!


What do Italianโ€™s eat on Halloween? Fettucinni Afraid-o (Ha ha ha)


Why canโ€™t the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.


What do goblins and ghosts drink when theyโ€™re hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!


What do ghosts eat for supper? Spooketi


What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope itโ€™s Halloween!!


What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? Spelling.

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost when he said, let's hang out?

That sounds ghoul

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Wife got me while playing Fallout

Me: What?! Why does the ghoul have an oven mitt?

Her: Must've been the ghost peppers!

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I tried to bring my dead friend to class with me, but the teacher kicked him out.

Guess he's too ghoul for school.

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When I got lost with my Dad as a passenger and ended up passing a cemetery

D: "What app do ghosts use to get directions?"

Me: "What?"

D: "Boo-ghoul maps"

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Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
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Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
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Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
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What do you call a ghostโ€™s true love?

His ghoul-friend.

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What do you call a Sicilian ghost

A gaba-ghoul

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Who did the wizard marry?

His ghoul-friend

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Who did the wizard marry?

His ghoul-friend

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Who did the wizard marry?

His ghoul-friend

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Who did the wizard marry?

His ghoul-friend

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