Superman avoids graveyards in the evening
That way he stays away from crypt tonight
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︎ Mar 23 2023
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin.
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︎ Feb 05 2023
Graveyards never have enough employeesβ¦
They always have a skeleton crew.
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︎ Oct 12 2022
Why are graveyards always so full?
Everyone is dying to get in
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︎ Nov 03 2022
Where are graveyards located?
In the dead center of town
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︎ Nov 01 2022
I don't understand what's so special about graveyards..
Everybody is just dying to get there.
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︎ Nov 23 2021
Why are there walls around graveyards?
Because people are dying to get in π»
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︎ Jan 23 2022
Why do they put fences around graveyards?
Theres so msny people just dying to get in.
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︎ Jun 25 2021
Why do they keep fences around graveyards?
Because people are dying to get it!
This is one my dad said literally every time we drove past the grave yard near my hometown.
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︎ May 05 2021
Graveyards take up so much real estate, itβs crazy!
No worries, cemeteries are a dying industry.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Why are graveyards the most popular place to go?
Because people are just dying to get there
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︎ Nov 20 2019
I think churches would be much nicer places to visit if they didn't always build them in graveyards.
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︎ Aug 30 2018
Why do they make walls around graveyards?
Cause people are just dying to get in there!
P.S. No offence intended if this was perceived as a bad joke.
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︎ Feb 09 2019
Why are shoes never admitted into graveyards?
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︎ Nov 30 2018
My dad on graveyards.
We were driving along a coastal road and there was a graveyard off to the side by the water. My dad gets a really puzzled look on his face followed by: "huh, that's weird. Usually cemeteries are at the dead center of town."
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︎ Dec 14 2013
Dad on Catholic graveyards:
My dad and I were driving in the car and I said "Look, I bet that's a Catholic graveyard because it's fenced in" when he says "People are dying to get out..."
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︎ Jul 29 2014
Graveyards are just golden
Dad: "You know, people from this town aren't allowed to be buried in this graveyard..."
Me: "Why?"
Dad: "Cause it's illegal to bury someone alive, obviously"
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︎ Oct 16 2015
Why are there fences on graveyards?
Because people are dying to get in.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Why do graveyards have gates around them?
Cause people are dying to get in!
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Why do graveyards have fences?
Cause people are dying to get in.
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︎ Feb 11 2019
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Why do they put fences around graveyards?
People are dying to get in
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Why is there always a big fence around graveyards?
People are dying to get in.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
Why are there fences around graveyards?
Cause people are dying to get in
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Graveyards have loads of security...
People are dying to get in!
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
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︎ Oct 06 2019
Why do graveyards have gates?
Because people are dying to get in.
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Graveyards are so hot right now!
People are just dying to get in.
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︎ Nov 14 2018
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Does anyone know why there are always fences around graveyards?
Because people are dying to get in.
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︎ Sep 29 2019
Why are there fences around graveyards?
Cause people are just dying to get in
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︎ May 10 2019
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Probably because of all the coffin
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︎ Oct 31 2018
Why do they have fences around graveyards?
People are dying to get it in.
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︎ Jun 25 2018
Why is there fences around graveyards?
Because everyone is dying to get in
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Why are graveyards so noisy?
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︎ Jun 25 2015
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin.
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︎ Nov 16 2019
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin.
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︎ Nov 16 2019
Fences should be required at all graveyards
It'll keep all the people dying to get in out.
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︎ Feb 03 2019
Graveyards are the most popular place in the world
People are just dying to get in there
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︎ Jun 04 2019
You know what they say about graveyards
People are dying to get in.
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︎ May 31 2018
Why is there a fence around graveyards?
Because people are dying to get in.
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︎ Mar 03 2016
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