Did you know mythological creatures have their own dentist's office?

It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actually someone else's turn; the Kraken, or the Minotaur, or the Chupacabra. Eventually it seemed to get on the Satyr's nerves, because he yelled over "pipe down, Mike, we're all sick of you needing to be the Centaur of attention!"

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👤︎ u/mrbadxampl
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You wanna know what gets ma goat

El chupacabra

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Just got dad-joked by my coworker

My company uses an in-office chat client so we can easily communicate with each other. My coworker messaged me out of nowhere with this one:

Coworker: you know what really gets my goat? Me: hmm? Coworker: el chupacabra

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👤︎ u/iamthetlc
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You know what really gets my goat???

El Chupacabra.

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Do you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

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👤︎ u/Zardif
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You wanna know what really gets my goat?

El chupacabra

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