My wife sees Satan every week for evil lessons.
I have no idea how much she charges him.
With Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes, the devil can finally steal our soles.
Why can’t Satan’s cheerleading squad win any competitions?
Because they have literally no chants in Hell.
What's the difference between Satan and Santa?
What is Satan’s favorite city in America?
Never get caught behind Satan in line at the post office.
Friend: ...my wife is uncomfortable with them because they’ve joined the church of Satan. Like, he showed me his membership card. They’re paid members, man.
Me: well; someone has to pay the devil’s dues
Friend: damn it.
If anyone dares to make fun of Satan's hairpiece
there will be Hell Toupee
If satan had ever lost his hair
There would be hell toupee
A nagging wife yelling at her husband "I would rather married Satan than marrying you"
Husband, "legally a brother and sister can't get married"
Why does satan hate geometry?
I can't say for satan, but I reckon he's born to play the part
What technology powers Satan's car?
The infernal combustion engine
If Satan ever goes bald and gets a hairpiece
there will be hell toupee.
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
Satan was really mad when he went bald.
I’m writing a book about a guy who sells shoe parts to satan. It’s your basic “Sold my sole to the devil” novel.
What do you call a satanic rodent?
Why did Satan go to the gym?
How did you know Satan was going to Europe?
The flight from SIN to HEL vanished in Finnair.
Did you hear satan got a new hair piece?
Spanish Satan ate too much sugar
Thinking of becoming a Satan worshiper
Bff sent this. I believe this belongs here.
I've invented a gaming console designed to help you summon Satan...
I'll call it the occult rift
What do satanic baseball players from Queens, NY call their communal showers?
Why did the dyslexic elf get fired?
He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.
What's the name of Satans wig shop?
Why did Satan tear the shoe in half?
Cause he just wanted the sole.
My wife sees Satan every weekend for evil lessons.
I have no idea how much she charges.
If Satan ever lost his hair...
... there would be hell toupee.
If Satan ever lost his hair
There would be Hell toupee.
If Satan ever lost his hair
There would be hell Toupee.
Edit: typo
If Satan ever lost his hair
There would be hell toupee.
When satan goes Bald
There will be hell toupée
If Satan lost his hair
There would be hell toupee
If satan goes bald...
There will be hell toupee.
If Satan ever lost his hair...
There would be a hell toupee
If Satan goes bald....
There will be hell toupée
If satan ever went bald
There would be hell toupee
When Satan goes bald
There will be hell toupee
If satan ever loses his hair
There will be hell toupee
If Satan ever lost his hair, there would be hell toupee
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