Why can’t Satan’s cheerleading squad win any competitions?
Because they have literally no chants in Hell.
What's the difference between Satan and Santa?
My wife sees Satan every weekend for evil lessons.
I have no idea how much she charges.
What is Satan’s favorite city in America?
What is the name of Satan's long lost brother?
Never get caught behind Satan in line at the post office.
Friend: ...my wife is uncomfortable with them because they’ve joined the church of Satan. Like, he showed me his membership card. They’re paid members, man.
Me: well; someone has to pay the devil’s dues
Friend: damn it.
If satan had ever lost his hair
There would be hell toupee
If anyone dares to make fun of Satan's hairpiece
there will be Hell Toupee
Why does satan hate geometry?
A nagging wife yelling at her husband "I would rather married Satan than marrying you"
Husband, "legally a brother and sister can't get married"
I can't say for satan, but I reckon he's born to play the part
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
If Satan ever goes bald and gets a hairpiece
there will be hell toupee.
What technology powers Satan's car?
The infernal combustion engine
Satan was really mad when he went bald.
I’m writing a book about a guy who sells shoe parts to satan. It’s your basic “Sold my sole to the devil” novel.
What do you call a satanic rodent?
Why did Satan go to the gym?
Why did the dyslexic elf get fired?
He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.
How did you know Satan was going to Europe?
The flight from SIN to HEL vanished in Finnair.
Did you hear satan got a new hair piece?
Spanish Satan ate too much sugar
Bff sent this. I believe this belongs here.
Thinking of becoming a Satan worshiper
I've invented a gaming console designed to help you summon Satan...
I'll call it the occult rift
What do satanic baseball players from Queens, NY call their communal showers?
What's the name of Satans wig shop?
If number 666 is evil,
then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
What does satan eat for breakfast?
What will happen when Satan will put videos on youtube?
They will get demonitized.
Why did Satan tear the shoe in half?
Cause he just wanted the sole.
If Satan ever lost his hair...
... there would be hell toupee.
If Satan ever lost his hair
There would be Hell toupee.
If Satan ever lost his hair
There would be hell Toupee.
Edit: typo
If Satan ever lost his hair
There would be hell toupee.
If Satan lost his hair
There would be hell toupee
When satan goes Bald
There will be hell toupée
If satan goes bald...
There will be hell toupee.
If Satan ever lost his hair...
There would be a hell toupee
If Satan goes bald....
There will be hell toupée
If satan ever went bald
There would be hell toupee
When Satan goes bald
There will be hell toupee
If satan ever loses his hair
There will be hell toupee
If Satan ever lost his hair, there would be hell toupee
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