My friend asked me why I was wearing a lamp shade over my face.

I replied, “Because I am feeling light headed.”

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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Lamp shades
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👤︎ u/RuSsYjO
📅︎ Jun 03 2015
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Step-Dad joke

Talking with my Mom and Step-Dad about how their friend is in the lamp shade business.

Me: "How does someone get into selling lamp shades? That's pretty random."

Step-Dad: "I don't know but I heard it's a pretty shady business."

cue groans.

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👤︎ u/nativebe11e
📅︎ Feb 20 2014
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