Toucan not unsee it
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TPWPY
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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You can't really unsee that.

Nurse: "Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible"

Doctor: "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Triangle-V
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Iโ€™m Sari you canโ€™t unsee this.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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I caught my son playing in the toilet

I canโ€™t blame him, itโ€™s in the name.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FlapjackHatRack
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Has anyone else noticed that the symbol "&"...

...looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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How do you make ale pale?

Just add P.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TommehBoi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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You know, dad jokes really should be called...

Pop-Corn.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cartomize
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 27 2015
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Dad joke that almost ended in 911 call.

I came downstairs from taking a shower. Everything was going great ... Until I looked out in the kitchen and saw my dad sprawled out facedown on the floor. I only saw his bottom half, and I was too afraid to look through the doorway and see what the hell happened. I instantly freaked out and started yelling. I don't even remember what I said, but it was something like "What's going on?!?" or "What happened here?!?!" I don't even know what was going on in my head. I thought he passed out or had a heart attack or something. My dog was standing over him staring, looking really confused.

I pulled out my phone and tried to dial my mom, but I was too nervous. Then I realized that was stupid and I should call 911. (Keep in mind I was so panicked/freaked out that I hadn't even seen his face... If he died or something I didn't want to see it. I was terrified.) The whole time I was yelling "What happened??! What's going on?!?!" I dialed the 9, maybe the 1...

And he stands up, laughing. He wanted to see how I would handle the situation. His explanation was he "thought it would be funny to see how I'd act."

I can't unsee it. I honestly thought he collapsed from a heart attack or something. He thought the whole thing was hilarious.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Saarnath
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 27 2014
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