A list of puns related to "Covetous"
The no-bell prize.
Demanded my neighbor.
Co-worker A: Hey, Co-worker B, do you have any push pins?
Co-worker B: Sure, but I'll have to charge you.
Me: Don't forget the tax!
The groaning started and I was confused at first, then it sunk in. Sometimes unintended puns are the best!
Daughter: "Dad, maybe you don't update our progress every mile?"
Me: "Actually, I'm updating our progress every .1 of a mile. Does that make you tenth?"
Earned me the coveted groan with double eye roll...
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