I know a couple of vampire puns
If there’s one thing I’ve learned about vampire puns
To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
2 priests walk into a vampire
One says "Quick show him your cross"
The other priest crosses his arms and says "I'm so disappointed in you"
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
What kind of beer does a vampire drink?
Vampire (Punny)
Gave a vampire a stake and now they’re...well...done.
What kind of workout does a vampire hate?
What’s a vampires favorite fruit?
What diner meal is dangerous for vampires?
Stake and eggs (sunny side up, of course)
What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?
What would you call a vampire who is into finance?
I have killed so many vampires, but Dracula is proving hard fo catch
Finding where he is will enable the final count down
We all know that Dracula is the #1 vampire and from Transylvania. But where is the #2 vampire from?
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Why did the vampire seem sick?
Where do vampires buy their art supplies?
So I was wondering why Vampires don't go to Africa
I found out they blessed the rains down in Africa
Why did the vampire fall in love with the Wizard?
Because the wizard was a neck-romancer.
What does a vampire bite if he wants something sweet?
Why are the no Vampires in Africa?
The other day I was wondering why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe but none in Africa. Then I remembered holy water kills vampires. They bless the rains down in Africa.
What do Vampire Software Developers Abhor?
I left my vampire killing kit in the elevator...
The stakes have never been higher
What can you catch from a vampire in the winter time?
What's it like going out with a vampire?
Vampires don't really exist.
Well, unless you Count Dracula
Why are there no Vampire stories that take place in Africa?
I thought about this for awhile, then it hit me that Vampires are weak to holy water. The rains are blessed down in Africa.
What gangs would a vampire join?
If I had to choose, I think I'd rather be a Vegetarian Vampire.
The other night I tried to kill a vampire with a really big pointy stick, but my aim was terrible.
It was a giant missed stake.
They developed a cure for my vampirism AND my blindness!
Never thought I'd see the day.
What do vampires and COVID patients have in common?
Today I downloaded a vampire movie
Did you hear about the vampire with a doctorate
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
I don’t know whether you guys know this, but vampires aren’t real.
Unless you Count Dracula.
What does an artistic vampire do?
Where do the best looking vampires in the world live?
The only way to kill a French vampire is to slowly drive a baguette through its heart.
The process is a little painstaking.
I was wondering why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa
and then I realized vampires are killed by holy water...they blessed the rains down in Africa
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa.
Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.
They bless the rains down in Africa.
Why did the vampire cross the road?
He didn't vampire are afraid of crosses
My son asked me, “Are vampires real?”
I said, “No, unless you Count Dracula.”
Why do vampires seem sick?
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