Eye drops are technically blinker fluid

It does indeed exist

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My kid told me to buy blinker fluid

So I brought back eye drops

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My son asked me if his blinkers worked

Yes no yes no yes no yes no...

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Funny 'Dads Anonymous' story to share for the holiday weekend.

"Welcome everyone to Dads Anonymous. Again my name is Bill and you will notice that we have a new member, please welcome Gary -- Can you tell us what brought you to us today?"

"Well I have a very embarrassing confession. It's even hard to get the words out."

Bill reassures him, "We are all dads here and have been meeting for decades, we've been through all the highs and lows, births and deaths, tragedies, we've heard it all. Just tell us what's on your mind son, we are here to support each other."

"Well, a couple months ago, I broke both my legs in a motorcycle accident and couldn't walk, so I let my wife use the lawnmower." He says through the sobs...

Bob, one of the other dads, starts to get pale. "...and she didn't even cut it in a crisp geometric pattern, it was just random..." Bob starts to sweat and get dry heaves. "YOU BASTARD", he screams. "HOW COULD YOU LET THAT HAPPEN." The dads rise and get ready to beat the crap out of Gary, when Bill stands between them and breaks it

... keep reading on reddit ➡

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Asked if my indicators were working

dad responded: yes, no, yes, no.

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Driving with my dad

Driving with my dad and he asked if my blinker was on I was like yes..no..yes..no..yes..no..yes..no..yes. He smirked and called me a smartass

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