A blind man walks into a bar
And then a table...
And then a chair...
How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
Why did the half-blind man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well.
i see, said the blind man
looking through a knothole in a barbed wire fence
I saw it all said the blind man,
Why can't the blind man see his friends?
I saw a blind man eating seafood today
A blind man is going into surgery today for a cornea transplant.
He hopes by tomorrow, he’ll get to see everyone.
Why did the blind man always use paper cups?
He has no need for glasses.
What did the indecisive blind man say when the genie asked him what his three wishes were?
I saw a bunch of crooks kidnap a blind man.
Safe to say he did not see that coming.
“I see,” said the blind man...
...as he picked up his hammer and saw.
I hate arguing with blind man
I can never understand their point of view
A woman in the shower hears the doorbell. "It's the blind man". So she answers the door naked...
"Nice bewbs! Now where do you want me to hang the blind?"
A blind man asked a doctor if there was a way to cure his blindness
The doctor said eat plenty of sea salt.
Why couldn’t the colour blind man sell ice cream?
A blind man was hit with sign at my local protest
Have you heard of the uncreative blind man?
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog, bends down as if to pet it, then picks it up by the tail and begins spinning it over his head. It created quite the ruckus, so an employee ran over and asked the man if he needed help.
"No thanks, just looking around."
How do you spot a blind man in a crowded nudist colony?
A blind man walks into a bar with his guide dog.
Then he starts spinning his leashed dog around himself.
The bartender asks him what the Hell is he doing, and the blind man goes:
"Just looking around..."
A blind man walks into a bar
And a table... and a chair...
Why did the partially blind man fall into a well?
Because he could not see that well.
A blind man walked into a bar
then a table, and a chair
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
So a blind man walks into a bar.
Then a table,
Then a chair..
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well
Why can't the blind man see his friends?
How the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see.....that well
A blind man walks into a bar
Then a table...then a chair...then a door........
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Cause he couldn’t see that well
A blind man goes walking into a bar,
Then a chair, Then a table...
A blind man walks into a bar...
And a table...and a wall.
Why did the legally blind man walk into a well
Because he couldn’t see that well
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
heard about the blind man who fell down a well?
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Why couldn't the blind man see his friends?
Because he was married and had three children
A blind man walks into a bar.
Today I helped a blind man
A blind man walked into a bar.
And a table. And a door frame.
A blind man walks into a bar...
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well
A blind man walk into a bar
Then a table, and then a chair.
So a blind man Walks into a bar...
Did you hear about the blind man?
He picked up a hammer and saw.
A blind man walks into a bar...
...and a table... and some chairs.
Why did the blind man fall down a well ?
He couldn’t see that well.
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