A list of puns related to "Vision Rehabilitation"
I want to make sure I am spending my money with the right person as the price difference could be thousands.
One neuro optometrist has told me that the two are the same thing just different names where another one told me that they should not be confused and that vision therapy is an additional type of therapy that is sometimes needed. But Iβm confused because apparently both utilize therapeutic prisms, lenses, filters and occlusion..
I don't know if this is the right place to ask, so if it isn't, i am sorry.
I want to become a vision rehabilitation therapist when im older, but I do not know how to start. I am applying for college soon, but most colleges do not have this major as an undergrad, so what are some related majors I can choose to make the transition from undergrad to grad school easier?
Also what is the process like to become one? I know I want to do this but I cant find much online on the requirements and I dont want to mess up.
Hello Everyone,
I am urgently looking for a vision rehabilitation therapist for someone who is blind and needs one to one training in Los Angeles. Is there anyone who can help me out on this.
Hello, Unfortunately an adult family member lost his sight due to an accident about a month ago. Regaining his sight is impossible according to doctors. We are not from the US, and the victim doesn't speak English at all. And we have little knowledge about the VRT programs in here. We are looking for the best schools or programs in Los Angles area.
Please if you could help with any information regard VRT, please leave a comment.
any info you add is helpful,
When someone goes blind, they require special training to help them learn how to carry out daily tasks like cooking, cleaning, paying bills, doing their grocery shopping, taking the subway, etc. I work for a small private company that provides this training to adults between the ages of 18 and 65.
Most of my clients have lost their vision within the last six months, and are still adjusting to the realities of their condition. AMA.
Following Spider-Man's philosophy, which MCU villains could have been/should have been spared? Who could be brought down to normal and rehabilitated?
Excelsior, true be-leakers. In continuation of holiday βTales from the Mod Queueβ series, we bring you a very strange installment we think youβll enjoy. But be warned - the mods are not responsible for any side effects you might encounter as a result of reading.
We have two holiday tales to share in the final installment of our Holiday edition - this first leak comes in the form of plot points / details that were passed to us by an unknown leaker of reasonable that has our attention and a direct line to Kevin Feigeβs office by way of the ethereal plane.
Finally, our coup de gras was submitted anonymously to the sub by a first time leaker. We werenβt able to confirm any significant details on its source. Is it authentic? You decide!
Note: this is was originally submitted as a post. The text below is unedited in its entirety. β- DOC9A15_MarvelStudios_BartlettRevisedDraft7
Still on a mission to end needless magic, Baron Mordo comes across Wanda Maximoff in the remote countryside. Despite Mordoβs warnings, Wanda refuses to submit. In the ensuing battle, Wanda uses the power of the Darkhold to kill Mordo.
In the Sanctum Sanctorum, Strange reminisces over his strained relationship to Christine Palmer with Wong, calling her βthe one that got awayβ. Later, they attend her wedding where Strange tries to feign happiness.
The proceedings are interrupted by the appearance of a demonic creature called βShuma-Gorathβ, hunting a young girl. Strange and Wong intervene to defend the girl and are successful in making the creature retreat into the Multiverse.
The girl, named America Chavez, is revealed to have the power to travel the Multiverse. She tells Strange and Wong that the very fabric of the Multiverse in under threat and space-time seems to be destabilizing.
Wong takes Chavez to Kamar-Taj while Strange, after apologizing to Christine and almost confessing his true feelings for her, heads to the Sanctorum to study the Multiverse. Later, at Kamar-Taj, Strange re
... keep reading on reddit β‘Power Girl is in that strange category of superheroes who aren't quite iconic enough to be household names, but can still spark arguments among hardcore fans. Yet most of her notoriety stems from exactly one thing. And if you're a fan, you probably already know what I mean.
First making her debut in All-Star Comics #58 in February 1976, Power Girl (also known as Karen Starr and Kara Zor-L) first came to prominence as a member of the superhero team "The Justice Society of America". She can fly, she's superhumanly strong, and she has x-ray vision and heat visionβwhich you might recognize as Superman's powers. That's because she's also Superman's cousin, and a fellow survivor of the planet Krypton's destruction.
Now, even if you're only casually aware of the Superman comics, you might know that Superman has a younger female cousin who also fights crime. But doesn't she call herself "Supergirl"?
Well, yes. And that's where it gets complicated.
See: Power Girl is actually an alternate version of Supergirl from the alternate world of "Earth 2"βwhich is technically a whole universe, and was created before there was an "Earth 1". And, strangely enough, that's probably the least confusing thing about this whole mess.
So why is there an alternate version of Supergirl?
Answering that question actually requires diving head-first into the bizarre history of American superhero comics and their odd relationship with American history.
See: the American comic book industry really took off at the height of the Great Depression, when cheap entertainment was in high demand. Comic books were an appealing source of affordable entertainment for American kids struggling through the Depression, and superhero stories were a great escapist fantasy for people who needed a spark of hope in a time of hardship and uncertainty. This led to a famously fertile period in the history of American comic books known as "The Golden Age of Comics", which lasted roughly from 1938 to 1945. And National Allied Publications (eventually renamed "DC Comics") emerged as one of the biggest comic book publishers in the world during that period.
For various reasons, superhero comics briefly dipped in popularity after World War II, forcing DC Comics to cancel several of their monthly comic books and retire their lead characters. A-Listers like Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman survived, but mid-tier characters li
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I did not define myself as an executioner, though this was part of who I was.
First and foremost I would say I was a husband and a father. I have two girls, both grown up and moved out. I had a son as well. He was stillborn. I find it hard to describe the hurt this caused, and the pain and confusion which followed.
The other significant thing that made me who I was, was my job. I was a correctional officer at the maximum security facility located on the outskirts of my home town.
When I was a child my father used to warn me that if I was bad I would be sent to the Big Building and locked in a cell till I was old and grey and my teeth fell out. That, if I was really bad, they would fry me.
He died of a cancer ten years ago. He was a fifty a day man and the darkness which spread through his lungs took its sweet time. Whenever I could over the last few months of his life I used to sit by his bed and read to him. His grasp of what was happening around him was pretty much shot by the end and he was clearly not following the magazine articles or short stories I had been reading. Then I found a bunch of old comic books lying around on a table in the hospital and thought, Why not. I sat and read through the captions and the speech bubbles, making all the sounds. They were about monsters, stupid really, but I noticed that he was responding. It was nothing more than the faintest trace of a smile or a flicker of his eyelid but I believed it was some comfort to him.
Long before he fell ill, it was my father who encouraged to me become a correctional officer. It was, as he said, a job with a future. βWe ainβt never going to run out of criminals,β as he put it. And there was a health care plan and a pension. So I went for the interview and passed all the aptitude tests.
Since I began working at the facility, the job has changed. A lot of this, I would say, was down to the management. The state used to run the facility and there was an emphasis on education and rehabilitation - even for the Lifers.
Then the facility moved into private ownership and a new ethos of just keep them locked away came in.
Blow were flawed, in my opinion. But it was a good job and by the time I reached a certain age it was too late to walk away and start again. My health plan and pension had been joined by a mortgage, car repayments, college funds and credit card debts.
So I stuck at it and did the best I could.
Two years ago I took on the responsibility of co-ordinating the executions
... keep reading on reddit β‘Hi, I've twice had a tear of my retina that's been fixed. I appreciate I'm not necessarily any more prone to further problems but I'm just worried about the future. I know I could lose my sight. I'm asking for your suggestions for things I could consider setting in place now to assist my future should it happen. I know that this is quite open ended, I guess my question could be: what do you wish you'd known/done/arranged prior to loss of sight? Any suggestions or thoughts would be very gratefully received. Thank you M
EDIT: I now have reason to believe that the MDMA I took probably had nothing (or very, very little) to do with my VSS. I'm 99% certain it was vaccine-induced.
Hey guys, thought I'd share my story so far being 5 months in.
Male, 29, Denmark. My VSS was triggered by (but not completely limited to) MDMA, as my symptoms started 2 days after doing it. I guess you could maybe call it HPPD since it was drug-induced, but I don't have any of the hallucinatory symptoms that HPPD'ers usually report of. Also, two weeks prior to doing the MDMA, I got my first C-19 jab, which I believe kicked off a domino effect that ultimately induced my VSS. More on that later.
Anyway, 2 days later I woke up with severe vertigo, which lasted for about a week. Also, my vision was fucked up. I wasn't seeing any snow just yet as far as I recall but my vision was blurry and somehow lagging behind.
I went to 2 different GP's to no avail. Took me about a month to figure out that what I'm experiencing is actually VSS. Since the onset of symptoms, I've had symptoms both subside completely and new ones appear.
Completely gone symptoms:- Pulsating eyes/vision- Trouble looking at screens- Bubble-like vision at a distance- General dizziness/vertigo- Dry eyes- Text moving/dancing on screen- Clogged feeling in right ear- Dizziness and tingling between eyes when looking at fast-moving objects, like cars driving past
Ongoing symptoms:- Transparent visual snow (slightly improved)- Pattern glare (slightly improved)- Tinnitus (significantly improved)- Hyperacusis (slightly improved)- Strong afterimages- Sensitivity to strong lights (traffic lights, car lights etc.)- Starbursting- BFEP- Purkinje tree (only when waking up)
These past 5 months have without a doubt been the worst and most challenging of my life, but I'm determined to find some kind of treatment for this shit, seeing as official research on the matter is slow as hell.
So what am I doing? I'm currently working with 3 different people;- A former neuro scientist specializing in treating patients with long-term concussion symptoms- A neuro-optometrist that's (by his own words) succesfully treated VSS patients- A tinnitus expert named Liam Boehm who's cured both his own and 300+ people's tinnitus so far
The neuro scientist believes my VSS was induced by the MDMA acting as the trigger, but that the C-19 jab was what initially made me prone to this. She explained that both MDMA and vaccines raise glutamate levels in the brain, and that the
... keep reading on reddit β‘Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
Setting by u/Bluefishcake, posting with permission.
Previous Chapters: https://www.reddit.com/r/Sexyspacebabes/wiki/index/in_for_a_penny
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Mark eased himself onto the bar stool at Billyβs Bar and Grill attached to the local mall with a tired groan, and ordered a beer when he managed to catch one of the bartendersβ attention.
The place was pretty packed, despite the late hour. They were probably here for the same reason he was. A chance to unwind, now that the curfew was over.
He was working a strange afternoon shift, and almost any time he wasn't at work or sleeping he couldn't leave the house for those long months, cooped up with his wife of two years with almost no other human contact.
He loved Melissa, that was never in doubt. Married to his high school sweetheart after dating since senior year, he knew he was very lucky, but you could only be trapped in an apartment with a double art and psych major for so long before going a little mental.
So the plan was to have a nice tall drink, get off his aching feet for a little while, then head back home.
It felt like a boomer move, despite being only 23.
He glanced around as he waited for his beer. The restaurant tables were mostly full, and half the barstools too. Nothing really caught his eye until he spotted one of the standing tables that was entirely occupied by purple.
The four alien women were a study in contrasts as he stared. Ponytail looked dour and grumpy at something Blue Highlights was saying with a grin, while White Braid looked to be humoring Black Bob who was excitedly pointing at different parts on a menu.
If it wasnβt for the extra few hundred pounds each of body mass and the purple skin, theyβd almost look like a group of regular girls on a night out.
He didnβt deal with them much, only having had a couple run-ins with the new alien overlords. Catcalls in the summer were the norm, and one or two propositions for sex, while off-putting in their delivery, he secretly enjoyed the feeling of being seen as desirable.
Blue Highlights started to look around the room, and Mark only realized he had been staring for too long when they made eye contact.
Shit, he thought as he hurriedly looked away, hoping that would be the end of it. He just had to make sure he didnβt make the rookie mistake of looking back.
*Donβt look donβt look donβt lo
... keep reading on reddit β‘I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Part 0: Introductions
Hello and welcome to the first of (hopefully many) Spanish Progress Reports. My name is Vergara (vergara#7521), Lead Developer for Spain. Iβd like to take the opportunity of this progress report to formally mention the updates and developments within Red Flood. As many have heard, Red Flood is changing, and for the better. With the small (and admittedly on-brand) slip up regarding our Discord server (the new one which you can find here), the damage done was severe. Yet thanks to our dedicated developers and administrators, we pulled ourselves up, reconstructing Red Flood with determination and resolve. In the process of rebuilding, however, we discovered reinvigorated spirits and a conviction that it had brought us together. Starting from scratch has given us a fresh view on many topics which troubled us. We know what Red Flood is and what isnβt, what we want and what we reject, how to work on it, and what to avoid. Red Flood isnβt a catalog of βfunny peopleβ to pick from, nor is it a parody of the βwhat if X won WW1?β genre. Red Flood is, first and foremost, a mod about a prolonged crisis of modernity. We present a scenario in which there was no βreturn to orderβ after the avant-garde experiments of the interwar era, a scenario where the entire planet has to face and answer to the death and failures of modernity. So said Antonio Gramsci, βThe old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters.β The Age of Extremes, as itβs known in historiography, has given renewed strength to the millenarianism that dominated public consciousness before it was (tragically or thankfully) cut short in the real world. Our narratives, stories, characters, and direction will aim to reflect this mindset with skill and creativity, as we hope to deliver a product that we hope fans can enjoy and feel pride in.
Before I properly introduce the topic at hand, I will give a fair warning. The Spanish Civil War and its context is a delicate subject, for very good reasons. We aim to respect this and to not whitewash or blackwash. We will simply present the perspectives and narratives of the factions and paths involved.
This Progress Report will be focused on showing and explaining the new plans for the factions involved and that can arise from the Spanish Civil War. We have also made the following **[lore document](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nnOPokEgLWqxn1Q9_PvyDdJIs4rOLCqH8D
... keep reading on reddit β‘Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Government Schemes/ Projects Central Government Schemes
Rajiv Gandhi Grameen Vidyutikaran Yojana, Ministry of Power - A scheme "Rajiv Gandhi Grameen Vidyutikaran Yojana" for Rural Electricity Infrastructure and Household Electrification was launched for the attainment of the National Common Minimum Programme of providing access to electricity to all Rural Household by 2009. Rural Electrification Corporation (REC) is the nodal agency for the scheme. Rajiv Gandhi Grameen Vidyutikaran Yojana to be continued during the Eleventh Plan period with a capital subsidy of Rs. 28000 Crore; allocation of Rs 5500 crore for FY09.
Rajiv Gandhi National Drinking Water Mission (RGNDWM), Ministry of Rural Development, Annual allocation plan 2007-08 was Rs.6,400 crore and Annual allocation plan 2008-09 is Rs.7,300 crore.
Rajiv Gandhi National Crèche Scheme for the Children of Working Mothers, Department of Women & Child Development, Ministry of HRD, New Delhi, Budgetary allocation 2008-09 - 91.88 crore. Budgetary allocation 2009-10 - 91.52 crore
Rajiv Gandhi Udyami Mitra Yojana for benefit of NE entrepreneurs, Ministry of Micro, Small & Medium Enterprises, Government of India,
Budgetary allocation 2008-9 - Rs. 2.70 crore Budgetary allocation 2009-10 - Rs.1.12 crore
Indira Awas Yojana, Ministry of Rural Areas and Environment - IAY is a CSS funded on cost-sharing basis between the Centre and the States in the ratio of 75:25. In the case of UTs, the entire funds are provided by Centre. The target groups for housing under IAY are households below poverty line living in rural areas, particularly those belonging to SC/ST and freed bonded labourers.
Budgetary allocation 2008-09 - Rs. 7919.00 crores Budgetary allocation 2009-10 - Rs.7914.70 crores
Indira Gandhi National Old Age Pension Scheme - objective to provide social security to workers in the unorganized sector in a phased manner. Budgetary allocation in 2008-09 is Rs. 3,443 crore
Jawaharlal Nehru Urban Renewal Mission, Ministry of Urban Development,
Govt. of India - 7 years time frame, 50,000 cr.
Budgetary allocation for 2008 - 9 - 10447.98 crore
Budgetary allocation for 2009-10 - 10713.84 crore
Jawaharlal Nehru Rojgar Yojna - Ministry of Labour and Employment - A Self- employment programme for urban poor
Rajiv Gandhi Shramik Kalyan Yojna, Employees' State Insurance Corporation
Indira Gandhi Canal Project, Funded by World Bank
Rajiv Gandhi
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
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