I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Did you hear about the blind carpenter?
He picked up the hammer and saw.
(my dad told this all the time. I am continuing on with the tradition...)
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︎ Dec 06 2020
A blind man walks into a bar
And then a table...
And then a chair...
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︎ Feb 10 2021
What do you call a blind Nazi?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I'm disappointed this Bible for the blind isn't called "The Holy Braille"
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
My doctor just told me that i was color blind
that came completely out of the orange
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Why can't blind people eat fish?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
My blind friend kept lying to me...
It was hard for him to see the truth
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Patient: doctor, I've gone blind
Doctor: I see
Patient: I don't
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I went on a blind date with a vegan girl.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Blind prostitutes....
you really gotta hand it to them
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︎ Jan 20 2021
i see, said the blind man
looking through a knothole in a barbed wire fence
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Have you heard about the blind prostitute ?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I saw it all said the blind man,
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︎ Jan 06 2021
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Why can't blind people eat ocean fish?
Because it's see-food!
my 11 year old daughter ran in here while cooking greens and dropped that knowledge on us. I couldn't be more proud lol.
edit: just wanted to let those of you who have is awards that I appreciate it! I told my daughter about them and she asked if she can keep telling jokes for me to put on here lol. should get fairly interesting.
thanks all. I hope you had a great turkey gobble day
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Hey, did you hear about the 2 blind Cyclopos?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Have you seen who's playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Why can't the blind man see his friends?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Had to take my blind roommate to the hospital today.
Last time I leave the plunger in the toilet .
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What do you call a serial killer who's deaf and blind?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Blind god
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I saw a blind man eating seafood today
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saurus.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Have you seen the car crash at the national association for blind people?
Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Who doesnβt know about blind people?
Iβm sure deaf people never heard of them..
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What would Hitler be called if he was Blind.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I was going to cover the windows of our new house with curtains, but my wife came in and tossed vertical blinds at me...
Dunno why the she had to throw shade on my pursuit...
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I entered my sons room and said, "Remember, boy, masturbating can make you go blind."
"I'm over here dad." He replied.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
My 2 blind friends are always bickering with each other
They just don't see eye to eye
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What does a blind woman say when she gets to the top of the Space Needle?
Nothing, cause she can't Seattle.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Special moment: giving my sun his first bath.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What does a blind person say when you give them sand paper?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I asked a blind girl out in braille today...
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Why did the half-blind man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Why did the partially blind man fall into a well?
Because he could not see that well.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
A blind man walked into a bar
then a table, and a chair
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︎ Nov 30 2020
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
So a blind man walks into a bar.
Then a table,
Then a chair..
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldnβt see that well
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldnβt see that well
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well!
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Did you guys hear about the blind carpenter?
He picked up a hammer and saw
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Why did the legally blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didnβt see that well.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Why can't the blind man see his friends?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
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