βI see,β said the blind man...
...as he picked up his hammer and saw.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Our local flying school is trialling a new programme to teach blind people how to fly.
Canβt see it taking off
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︎ Jul 05 2020
How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?
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︎ Jun 16 2020
What do you call a blind dinosaur ?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
My blind friend made me a nice greeting card in Braille.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
what do you call a blind German
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︎ Jul 25 2020
What do you call a blind doe?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Why couldn't the blind man see his friends?
Because he was married and had three children
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︎ Jun 28 2020
A woman in the shower hears the doorbell. "It's the blind man". So she answers the door naked...
"Nice bewbs! Now where do you want me to hang the blind?"
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︎ Jun 14 2020
A blind guy walks into a bar
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Today I helped a blind man
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Have you seen who they have cast in the new film "The Blind Batman"?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
I gave up my seat in the bus for a blind person.
That is how i lost my job as a bus driver.
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︎ May 27 2020
Why didn't the blind person get the joke?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
I've just been diagnosed as color blind
It really came out of the purple
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︎ Jun 02 2020
If god is love, and love is blind
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︎ Jun 23 2020
I have found the cure for blindness!
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I went to the blind museum today. It really sucked.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Why couldnβt the colour blind man sell ice cream?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
What do blind people do when they get sick?
No, seriously.
It's not like they can go see a doctor
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︎ Feb 19 2020
I lost my job today because I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person
It turns out that everyone else on the bus didnβt want a blind person behind the wheel...
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︎ Jun 21 2020
A blind man walks into a bar.
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︎ May 18 2020
What does a blind knight wear?
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Why did the white supremacist not mind going blind?
Because he was used to nazi-ing.
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︎ May 14 2020
Boy if you keep playing with that thing you're going to go blind.
Now quit playing with my arc welder!
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︎ Jul 03 2020
If you want an unbiased opinion ask a blind person
They blind test everything
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︎ Jun 22 2020
What do you call a blind forest creature?
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I just found out that I'm color blind.
The news came completely out of the green.
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︎ Mar 28 2020
What's a blind person's dream year?
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︎ Jun 13 2020
How do blind people wipe their butts?
With toilet paper, like everyone else!
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Stop it with the blind jokes...
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︎ Jun 14 2020
My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.
I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Why did the blind German mistakenly support Hitler?
He thought he was a fellow member of the Not See Party.
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︎ May 21 2020
Why shouldn't blind people sky dive??
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︎ Feb 24 2020
What do blind folks call couches
Painful, because they can't c.
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︎ May 08 2020
How does a blind person light a cigarette?
π︎ 4
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︎ May 20 2020
βͺAt one point, I had so much acne on my face, that a blind person mistook my right cheek for braille.β¬
βͺI was so embarrassed. Boy, was my face readβ¬
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︎ May 19 2020
A blind man was hit with sign at my local protest
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︎ Jun 03 2020
What's the worst thing a blind person can read in Braille?
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca?
Because he couldnβt see that whale
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︎ Apr 22 2020
A blind person was eating seafood
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︎ Sep 21 2019
Have you heard the joke about the about the deaf guy and the blind guy?
Well one heard it before and the other saw it coming
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︎ May 09 2020
A blind dude took a trip to Germany,
Call that shit not-see Germany
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︎ Apr 08 2020
If it weren't for blinds...
It would be curtains for you.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog, bends down as if to pet it, then picks it up by the tail and begins spinning it over his head. It created quite the ruckus, so an employee ran over and asked the man if he needed help.
"No thanks, just looking around."
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︎ Apr 16 2020
As a new language, Braille is not that difficult to learn.
You just have to have a feel for it.
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︎ Apr 24 2020
I just became legally blind.
It was too hard to hide it from the cops.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
My friend, Hugh, asked me if I was colour-blind.
"Where are you?" I replied.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
My wife asked, βWanna come with me to help pick out some vinyl wood blinds?β
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︎ Apr 21 2020
I hate it when I get blinded by light in the morning.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
I went to a strip club for blind people
The girls there were dancing like nobody was watching
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Have you heard of the uncreative blind man?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
I like telling dadjokes to the blind.
They never see the punchline coming!
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︎ Feb 05 2020
What would a blind Jesus own?
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Did you hear about the blind German from the 1940s?
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︎ Feb 20 2020
Why do blind people hate skydiving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
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︎ May 30 2019
Why donβt blind people skydive?
It scares the shit out of their guidedogs.
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︎ Jan 16 2020
I recently asked out a blind woman
But she told me she's already seeing someone.
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︎ Jan 12 2020
I finally got work installing wooden window blinds...
I SHUTTER when I think where Iβd be without this job.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
What do you call a blind deer?
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︎ Jan 01 2020
Did you hear about the blind man who got stabbed?
He couldn't see it coming
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︎ Apr 01 2020
Blind guy walks into a department store and starts swinging his guide dog in circles over his head.
A shop keeper asks him what he is doing and he replies "Taking a look around."
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︎ Feb 25 2020
I told my daughter if she wants someone loyal, she should date a blind man.
Heβll have a hard time seeing other people.
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Iβm not legally blind...
...so I hide my cane every time the cops are around.
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Why did cookie monster not get cookie when he went blind?
Because see is for cookie
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︎ Feb 24 2020
This blind date
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︎ Dec 19 2019
A blind man walks into a bar with his guide dog.
Then he starts spinning his leashed dog around himself.
The bartender asks him what the Hell is he doing, and the blind man goes:
"Just looking around..."
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︎ Feb 03 2020
What did the blind person say when he felt a typo in the brail
Somethings wrong I can feel it
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︎ Dec 26 2019
How do you break up a fight between two blind men?
Yell βMy moneyβs on the one with the knife!β
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︎ Aug 17 2019
The sun is hot, and bright... I look up to the sun. :)
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︎ Jul 17 2020
What does a blind man do for a living?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
What do you call George Clooney when he is Blind?
Greorge Looney. He can't C.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?
π︎ 11
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︎ Jul 06 2020
How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?
π︎ 9
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︎ Jul 22 2020
What do you call a blind german...
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
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︎ Jun 20 2020
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach...?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
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︎ May 21 2020
My father was a blind carpenter
until he picked up his hammer and saw.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
What do you call a blind german?
π︎ 11
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︎ Apr 06 2020
A blind man walks into a bar...
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︎ Mar 14 2020
A blind man walk into a bar
Then a table, and then a chair.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
How do you spot a blind man in a crowded nudist colony?
π︎ 2
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︎ Apr 16 2020
Did you hear about the blind man?
He picked up a hammer and saw.
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︎ Apr 01 2020
The other day I gave up my seat to an older blind lady
And thatβs how I lost my job as a bus driver
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︎ Feb 01 2020
What do you call a blind German?
π︎ 14
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︎ Mar 12 2020
So a blind man Walks into a bar...
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︎ Mar 08 2020
How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?
π︎ 410
π
︎ Dec 07 2019
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well
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︎ Jan 22 2020
A blind man walks into a bar...
...and a table... and some chairs.
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︎ Feb 18 2020
What do you call a blind dinosaur
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Why did the blind man fall down a well ?
He couldnβt see that well.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
A blind man walks into a bar
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︎ Jan 30 2020
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