Son: Dad, will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
Dad: I just can't see them taking off.
The Invisible Man married an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink...
I am now in hospital, waiting to be seen.
Why is John Cena always invisible?
"Because he's JOHN SEE NAH (No see)"
- my boomer dad who I thought he's asking a genuine question
What do you call a father that has changed gender and is slightly invisible?
What are the relatives of the Invisible Man?
What do you call an invisible mom who was assigned male at birth?
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
I accidentally drank a whole bottle of invisible ink last night
If only you could see me now
What's invisible and smells like carrots
What does the invisible man have in the middle of his face?
We had a party for our office supplies today. We even invited the invisible ink.
I almost hit an invisible cow
Fortunately I was able to steer clear.
Doctor! Doctor! there is an invisible man in your office.
Nurse tell him i can't see him.
How did the doctors cure the invisible man?
They took him to the ICU.
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
I have a condition where my body is invisible to the naked eye.
I went to the doctor, and he said, "Sorry, I can't see you now."
What do you call an invisible bull?
My friend is trying to market his design for an invisible aeroplane.
I can’t see it taking off.
Want to know how to cosplay the Invisible man?
Just go buy some milk late at night!
I've been creating sketches in invisible ink. Can you think of anyone else who has done that?
I told my wife I was going to start selling my invisible ink sketches.
She told me she doesn't see them catching on.
A friend of mine had a sex change surgery and suddenly his dad became invisible
Guess he’s transparent now
Nurse: "Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible"
Doctor: "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
Someone told me they made a porn version of "The Invisible Man"...
...I did NOT see that coming!
I hear they are remaking The Invisible Man...
Too bad I won't be able to see it.
I keep imagining I’m holding an invisible pack of cards.
No one knows what I’m dealing with.
The invisible man told me something but I knew it wasn't true
I could see right through him
The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married.
Their kids aren’t anything to look at.
Why couldn't the invisible man get a job?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He just couldn’t see himself doing it
An invisible man marries an invisible woman...
The kids weren't much to look at!
An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
My friend has designed an invisible aeroplane
I can’t see it taking off
What's invisible and smells like a carrot?
What is invisible and smells like bananas?
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
Why did the invisible man reject the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He really couldn’t see himself doing it.
What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
Nurse comes in and tells the doctor "There's a man in the waiting room who thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?" The doctor says...
"Tell him I can't see him!"
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
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