Invisible man marries Invisible woman...
The kids were nothing to look at.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
The nurse tells the doctor: "There's an invisible man in the waiting room."
The doctor replies: "Tell him I can't see him now."
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Why is the invisible man an amazing employee?
Because good help is hard to find.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
If I start to identify as an invisible man, does that make me a....
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︎ Feb 03 2021
The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married over the weekend.
I did not see that coming.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What are the relatives of the Invisible Man?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What does the invisible man have in the middle of his face?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldnβt see himself doing it.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
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︎ Jun 08 2019
How did the doctors cure the invisible man?
They took him to the ICU.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Want to know how to cosplay the Invisible man?
Just go buy some milk late at night!
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Someone told me they made a porn version of "The Invisible Man"...
...I did NOT see that coming!
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︎ Dec 11 2019
The invisible man told me something but I knew it wasn't true
I could see right through him
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︎ Jul 24 2019
I hear they are remaking The Invisible Man...
Too bad I won't be able to see it.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
The invisible manβs parents havenβt seen their son in two weeks
They couldnβt be more proud!
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︎ Aug 19 2019
If the Invisible Man had acne would he be spotted?
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︎ Aug 21 2018
Nobody knows which actor played The invisible man
Their appearance was kept under wraps
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︎ Jan 30 2019
Why does the invisible man consider cups with the apple logo an invasion of privacy?
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︎ Jun 08 2019
What is the invisible man's favorite shampoo?
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︎ Jun 18 2019
I was the one who captured the invisible man.
He came walking out of his tailor's shop and I followed suit.
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︎ Apr 06 2019
βDoctor, there is an invisible man in the waiting roomβ
βTell him I canβt see him right nowβ
(Told to me by my daughter while eating)
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︎ Dec 01 2017
A man barges into the doctorβs office and says βDoc, youβve got to help me! Iβve turned invisible!!β
βIβm sorry,β the doctor replies, βbut I canβt see you right now.β
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︎ Oct 26 2018
This is the last time I'm telling you this: I am NOT the Invisible Man.
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︎ May 12 2017
Did you hear about the invisible man who married an invisible woman?
Their kids were nothing to look at either.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
The Invisible Man married an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married.
Their kids arenβt anything to look at.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Why couldn't the invisible man get a job?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Doctor! Doctor! there is an invisible man in your office.
Nurse tell him i can't see him.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
An invisible man marries an invisible woman...
The kids weren't much to look at!
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︎ Mar 04 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He just couldnβt see himself doing it
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︎ Jul 25 2020
An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldnβt see himself doing it.
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︎ May 18 2020
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
Why did the invisible man reject the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He really couldnβt see himself doing it.
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︎ Sep 29 2019
Nurse comes in and tells the doctor "There's a man in the waiting room who thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?" The doctor says...
"Tell him I can't see him!"
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.
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︎ Aug 11 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldnβt see himself doing it!
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︎ Jun 26 2019
Invisible Man Job Offer
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.
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︎ Apr 10 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldnβt see himself doing it
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︎ Apr 08 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldnt see himself doing it.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
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︎ May 19 2018
An invisible man married an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
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︎ Feb 11 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldnβt see himself doing it
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︎ Apr 03 2018
Doctor! Doctor! A man on the phone says he's invisible!
Tell him I can't see him right now.
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︎ May 17 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer ?
Because he just couldn't see himself doing it.
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︎ Jun 25 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldnβt see himself doing it.
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︎ Jul 12 2018
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