Did you hear about the invisible man who married an invisible woman?
Their kids were nothing to look at either.
The nurse tells the doctor: "There's an invisible man in the waiting room."
The doctor replies: "Tell him I can't see him now."
Why is the invisible man an amazing employee?
Because good help is hard to find.
The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married over the weekend.
I did not see that coming.
What does the invisible man have in the middle of his face?
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
How did the doctors cure the invisible man?
They took him to the ICU.
Want to know how to cosplay the Invisible man?
Just go buy some milk late at night!
Someone told me they made a porn version of "The Invisible Man"...
...I did NOT see that coming!
The invisible man told me something but I knew it wasn't true
I could see right through him
I hear they are remaking The Invisible Man...
Too bad I won't be able to see it.
The invisible man’s parents haven’t seen their son in two weeks
They couldn’t be more proud!
If the Invisible Man had acne would he be spotted?
Nobody knows which actor played The invisible man
Their appearance was kept under wraps
Why does the invisible man consider cups with the apple logo an invasion of privacy?
What is the invisible man's favorite shampoo?
I was the one who captured the invisible man.
He came walking out of his tailor's shop and I followed suit.
“Doctor, there is an invisible man in the waiting room”
“Tell him I can’t see him right now”
(Told to me by my daughter while eating)
A man barges into the doctor’s office and says “Doc, you’ve got to help me! I’ve turned invisible!!”
“I’m sorry,” the doctor replies, “but I can’t see you right now.”
This is the last time I'm telling you this: I am NOT the Invisible Man.
Did you hear about when the Invisible Man attacked the horses outside the cabin?
He clawed the reins.
(If you didn't get this, Congratulations! you're not that old!)
The Invisible Man
Dad told me this one yesterday:
Nurse walks into the doctor's office and says "There is an invisible man outside waiting to see you"
The doctor, busily writing and not looking up from his work, waves off the nurse and says "I can't see him right now".
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The Invisible Man married an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married.
Their kids aren’t anything to look at.
Why couldn't the invisible man get a job?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He just couldn’t see himself doing it
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
Why did the invisible man reject the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He really couldn’t see himself doing it.
Nurse comes in and tells the doctor "There's a man in the waiting room who thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?" The doctor says...
"Tell him I can't see him!"
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it!
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldnt see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldn’t see himself doing it
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldn’t see himself doing it
Doctor! Doctor! A man on the phone says he's invisible!
Tell him I can't see him right now.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer ?
Because he just couldn't see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
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