The nurse tells the doctor: "There's an invisible man in the waiting room."
The doctor replies: "Tell him I can't see him now."
Why is the invisible man an amazing employee?
Because good help is hard to find.
If I start to identify as an invisible man, does that make me a....
The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married over the weekend.
I did not see that coming.
The Invisible Man married an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
What are the relatives of the Invisible Man?
What does the invisible man have in the middle of his face?
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
How did the doctors cure the invisible man?
They took him to the ICU.
Want to know how to cosplay the Invisible man?
Just go buy some milk late at night!
Someone told me they made a porn version of "The Invisible Man"...
...I did NOT see that coming!
The invisible man told me something but I knew it wasn't true
I could see right through him
I hear they are remaking The Invisible Man...
Too bad I won't be able to see it.
The invisible man’s parents haven’t seen their son in two weeks
They couldn’t be more proud!
Nobody knows which actor played The invisible man
Their appearance was kept under wraps
If the Invisible Man had acne would he be spotted?
Why does the invisible man consider cups with the apple logo an invasion of privacy?
What is the invisible man's favorite shampoo?
I was the one who captured the invisible man.
He came walking out of his tailor's shop and I followed suit.
“Doctor, there is an invisible man in the waiting room”
“Tell him I can’t see him right now”
(Told to me by my daughter while eating)
A man barges into the doctor’s office and says “Doc, you’ve got to help me! I’ve turned invisible!!”
“I’m sorry,” the doctor replies, “but I can’t see you right now.”
Invisible Man
I was walking past a bookstore with my father in law today. He looked in the window and saw a display of books that featured Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison. My FIL said, "I tried reading Invisible Man years ago and I don't know, I just couldn't... I didn't really..." He struggled for words.
"You couldn't see the point?" I prompted with a grin.
He continued on for a moment till he saw me wagging my eyebrows and it hit him. I feel like I made him proud.
This is the last time I'm telling you this: I am NOT the Invisible Man.
Overheard today while costume shopping: "Look at these invisible man costumes!"
The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married.
Their kids aren’t anything to look at.
Why couldn't the invisible man get a job?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Doctor! Doctor! there is an invisible man in your office.
Nurse tell him i can't see him.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman...
The kids weren't much to look at!
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He just couldn’t see himself doing it
An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
Why did the invisible man reject the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He really couldn’t see himself doing it.
Nurse comes in and tells the doctor "There's a man in the waiting room who thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?" The doctor says...
"Tell him I can't see him!"
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it!
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.
Invisible Man Job Offer
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldnt see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldn’t see himself doing it
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
An invisible man married an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
Doctor! Doctor! A man on the phone says he's invisible!
Tell him I can't see him right now.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldn’t see himself doing it
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer ?
Because he just couldn't see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
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