Did you hear about the invisible man who married an invisible woman?

Their kids were nothing to look at either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikolai_G
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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The nurse tells the doctor: "There's an invisible man in the waiting room."

The doctor replies: "Tell him I can't see him now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_L_v_e_S
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Why is the invisible man an amazing employee?

Because good help is hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What are the relatives of the Invisible Man?

The transparents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charlieschisler
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What does the invisible man have in the middle of his face?

Nobody nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatentGeek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn’t see himself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lizdated
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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We had a party for our office supplies today. We even invited the invisible ink.

It didn't show up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?

The I. C. U.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lesserthepoggle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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How did the doctors cure the invisible man?

They took him to the ICU.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RufusHalloween
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I have a condition where my body is invisible to the naked eye.

I went to the doctor, and he said, "Sorry, I can't see you now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/195236
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Want to know how to cosplay the Invisible man?

Just go buy some milk late at night!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DL14Nibba
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Someone told me they made a porn version of "The Invisible Man"...

...I did NOT see that coming!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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The invisible man told me something but I knew it wasn't true

I could see right through him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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I hear they are remaking The Invisible Man...

Too bad I won't be able to see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CushKoma
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Saw this at the store today. I didn’t realize they were literal when they called it invisible...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crescuesanimals
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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The invisible man’s parents haven’t seen their son in two weeks

They couldn’t be more proud!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What do you call the third letter of the alphabet when it's invisible?

Transparency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZorroMeansFox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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"Doctor I have a patient on the line that claims he's invisible"

"Tell him I can't see him right now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaDaBeast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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If the Invisible Man had acne would he be spotted?
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Nobody knows which actor played The invisible man

Their appearance was kept under wraps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squash2245
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Why does the invisible man consider cups with the apple logo an invasion of privacy?

I.C.U.P

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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What is the invisible man's favorite shampoo?

Clear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnarchyTrain
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I was the one who captured the invisible man.

He came walking out of his tailor's shop and I followed suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Whenever I see a mime performing on the street, I always make sure I put my hand in my pocket and throw in some invisible money.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UriahPeabody
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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β€œDoctor, there is an invisible man in the waiting room”

β€œTell him I can’t see him right now”

(Told to me by my daughter while eating)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/auto2579
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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My buddy was trying to explain the appeal of invisible ink

...but I just don't see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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A man barges into the doctor’s office and says β€œDoc, you’ve got to help me! I’ve turned invisible!!”

β€œI’m sorry,” the doctor replies, β€œbut I can’t see you right now.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/choochoopants
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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This is the last time I'm telling you this: I am NOT the Invisible Man.

Did I make myself clear?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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The Invisible Man married an invisible woman.

The kids were nothing to look at either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married.

Their kids aren’t anything to look at.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Why couldn't the invisible man get a job?

He just couldn't see himself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emdog_64
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He just couldn’t see himself doing it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MynameisMatlock
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn’t see himself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?

The I.C.U.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Why did the invisible man reject the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_i_k_i
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He really couldn’t see himself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waddoheck
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Nurse comes in and tells the doctor "There's a man in the waiting room who thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?" The doctor says...

"Tell him I can't see him!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn’t see himself doing it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shirul
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

Because he couldn’t see himself doing it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idk-a-username_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldnt see himself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liglogs492
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He just couldn't see himself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rivercitytees
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

Because he couldn’t see himself doing it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paisleywaisley
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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Doctor! Doctor! A man on the phone says he's invisible!

Tell him I can't see him right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColoThor
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer ?

Because he just couldn't see himself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathEater101
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn’t see himself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Winger910
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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