My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak.
If only they could see me now...
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︎ Nov 08 2020
They all laughed when I told them that one day I would discover the secret of invisibility.
If only they could see me now.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
My secret dad power is invisibility
Unfortunately, it only works at parties.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Harry potter had always been hesitant about telling lies when under the invisibility cloak
people always said that they could see right through him!
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︎ Jul 26 2020
I absolutely support any scientific effort to create an invisibility cloak.
I just want to make myself clear.
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︎ Dec 06 2019
If I could have any superpower, I would choose invisibility. But I wouldn't use it to do anything ILLEGAL...
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Welcome to invisibility class
Disappointing to see so many of you here
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︎ May 14 2019
My family said I'd never amount to anything, but then I discovered the secret to invisibility.
If only they could see me now.
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︎ Jun 25 2019
Someone tried to scam me by selling invisibility cloaks
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︎ Apr 09 2018
Invisibility is very hard to get treated.
Call the doctor all you want, you're never going to be seen.
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︎ Mar 28 2019
Scientists claim to have perfected a "Harry Potter" style invisibility cloak.
But the results have yet to be seen.
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︎ Sep 06 2018
This guy came up me to trying to sell me invisibility cloaks...
I saw right through that scam...
Itβs not a product I could see myself wearing...
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︎ Apr 10 2018
I cannot emphasize enough how much I support scientists working towards creating an invisibility cloak.
I just want to make myself clear.
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︎ Jul 17 2018
Son: Dad, will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
Dad: I just can't see them taking off.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married over the weekend.
I did not see that coming.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
The Invisible Man married an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink...
I am now in hospital, waiting to be seen.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
What do you call a father that has changed gender and is slightly invisible?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Why is John Cena always invisible?
"Because he's JOHN SEE NAH (No see)"
- my boomer dad who I thought he's asking a genuine question
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What are the relatives of the Invisible Man?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Invisible tape
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︎ Aug 07 2020
What do you call an invisible mom who was assigned male at birth?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldnβt see himself doing it.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I accidentally drank a whole bottle of invisible ink last night
If only you could see me now
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What does the invisible man have in the middle of his face?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
What's invisible and smells like carrots
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︎ Nov 14 2020
We had a party for our office supplies today. We even invited the invisible ink.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I almost hit an invisible cow
Fortunately I was able to steer clear.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
I was kidnapped by mimes once
They did unspeakable things to me
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Doctor! Doctor! there is an invisible man in your office.
Nurse tell him i can't see him.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
How did the doctors cure the invisible man?
They took him to the ICU.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
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︎ Jun 08 2019
I have a condition where my body is invisible to the naked eye.
I went to the doctor, and he said, "Sorry, I can't see you now."
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︎ Jun 09 2020
I used to be invisible
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︎ May 10 2020
What do you call an invisible bull?
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︎ May 02 2020
My friend is trying to market his design for an invisible aeroplane.
I canβt see it taking off.
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︎ Dec 07 2019
Want to know how to cosplay the Invisible man?
Just go buy some milk late at night!
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︎ Apr 25 2020
I've been creating sketches in invisible ink. Can you think of anyone else who has done that?
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︎ Jan 12 2020
I told my wife I was going to start selling my invisible ink sketches.
She told me she doesn't see them catching on.
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︎ Jan 12 2020
A friend of mine had a sex change surgery and suddenly his dad became invisible
Guess heβs transparent now
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Nurse: "Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible"
Doctor: "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Someone told me they made a porn version of "The Invisible Man"...
...I did NOT see that coming!
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︎ Dec 11 2019
They all laughed when I told them that one day I would discover the secrets of invisibility.
If only they could see me now.
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︎ Oct 10 2019
They all laughed when I told them that one day I would discover the secrets to invisibility.
If only they could see me now!!
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︎ Oct 09 2019
I absolutely support any scientist who is trying to create a complete invisibility cloak.
I just want to make myself clear.
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︎ Mar 02 2019
The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married.
Their kids arenβt anything to look at.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Why couldn't the invisible man get a job?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He just couldnβt see himself doing it
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︎ Jul 25 2020
An invisible man marries an invisible woman...
The kids weren't much to look at!
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︎ Mar 04 2020
An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldnβt see himself doing it.
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︎ May 18 2020
My friend has designed an invisible aeroplane
I canβt see it taking off
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︎ Dec 04 2019
What's invisible and smells like a carrot?
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