An invisible man married an invisible woman.
Their kids weren't much to look at either.
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︎ Dec 01 2022
I accidentally swallowed some invisible ink.
Now I'm in ER waiting to be seen.
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︎ Nov 21 2022
proud of my 7 year old daughter for this one: what do you call an invisible camel?
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︎ Oct 24 2022
What does the invisible man do to insult his coworkers
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︎ Nov 20 2022
My wife told me that she got a call from the Invisible Man, and he wanted to visited us.
So I said, "Tell him I can't see him."
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︎ Nov 30 2022
An open letter to my supportive wife: ever since I turned invisible it's been very apparent that you still love me. You've driven me to all the doctor appts, helped me talk to the baffled scientists and given me emotional support...
... everyone can see that you're behind me, 100%
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︎ Nov 16 2022
I identify as invisible
I was born visible, but now I'm transparent
My pronouns are who/where
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︎ Nov 11 2022
What do you call an invisible droid from Star Wars?
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︎ Nov 19 2022
my friend invented an invisible airplane!
However, analysts just cant see it taking off.
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︎ Oct 14 2022
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink...
Now Iβm at Urgent Care, waiting to be seen.
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︎ Jul 31 2022
Did I ever tell you the one about the invisible sheep?
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︎ Sep 16 2022
What's invisible and smells like fish?
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︎ Jun 07 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldn't see himself doing it
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︎ Oct 18 2022
I had a company install invisible fencing for my dog.
Now I keep hearing mysterious swooshing sounds and voices saying βtouchΓ©.β
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︎ Aug 22 2022
Why is it called βinvisibilityβ
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︎ Aug 05 2022
My friend is on a plan to become invisible.
Don't see where he's going with this.
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︎ Aug 29 2022
The invisible man went to the Doctorβs, and asked the Receptionist for an appointment.
βIβm sorry, but we canβt see you todayβ.
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︎ Aug 07 2022
Nurse: Doctor, there's an invisible man waiting to see you in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him right now. Who's next?
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︎ Aug 27 2022
.on September 8th, 2022 a woman accidentally drank an invisible ink..
Now, she's waiting at the hospital to be seen.
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︎ Sep 09 2022
What is invisible and makes clucking sounds?
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︎ May 02 2022
What is invisible and smells like worms?
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︎ Jul 19 2022
Did you hear on the news an invisible man ambushed two people
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︎ Jun 23 2022
Every time I see someone wearing army fatigues I make a joke about them being invisible
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︎ Aug 04 2022
I was going to install an invisible fence for my dog
but when I went to the store, I looked everywhere and didn't see any.
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︎ May 23 2022
how many batteries does it take to make Rob Base's invisible car work?
It takes two, to make thing go right,
It takes two, to make it out of sight.
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︎ Jul 21 2022
what's yellow and invisible?
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︎ Jul 12 2022
Would drinking invisible ink kill you?
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︎ Dec 06 2021
The Invisible Man went to visit a doctor without making an appointment.
The doctor said,I'm sorry but I can't see you right now!
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︎ May 07 2022
Went to the hospital after accidentally drinking invisible ink
It took forever before the doctor could see me
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︎ Jan 17 2022
What do you call an invisible dad
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︎ Mar 03 2022
What language does the invisible man speak?
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︎ Mar 29 2022
I went to the hospital at the weekend as I accidentally drunk some invisible ink.
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︎ Feb 21 2022
I've accidentally ate invisible ink
I'm now in the hospital waiting to be seen
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︎ Dec 12 2022
I accidently drank invisible ink
I'm in the hospital waiting to be seen
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︎ Aug 16 2022
How attractive are the kids of an invisible man and invisible woman?
They are really nothing to look at
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︎ Nov 27 2022
I accidentally ate invisible ink
Now Iβm at the hospital waiting to be seen
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︎ Sep 27 2022
My friend has designed an invisible aeroplane.
I canβt see it taking off.
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︎ Oct 13 2022
My friend has designed an invisible aeroplane.
I can't see it taking off.
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︎ Oct 12 2022
My friend invented an invisible plane
I can't see it taking off though...
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︎ Sep 03 2022
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
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︎ Sep 23 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldnβt see himself doing it
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︎ Jun 01 2022
Doctor there's an invisible man in the waiting room
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︎ Jun 22 2022
the invisible man went to the hospital
Doctor said he couldn't see him right now
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︎ Apr 08 2022
Why is the Invisible Man such a bad liar ?
You can see right through him.
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︎ May 23 2022
I drank a bottle of invisible ink.
I'm at the hospital waiting to be seen.
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︎ Jan 21 2022
I accidentally drank from a jar of invisible ink
I'm currently at the hospital waiting to be seen
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︎ Sep 23 2021
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