The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married over the weekend.

I did not see that coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tumalditamadre
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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The Invisible Man married an invisible woman.

The kids were nothing to look at either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What are the relatives of the Invisible Man?

The transparents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charlieschisler
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn’t see himself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lizdated
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What does the invisible man have in the middle of his face?

Nobody nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatentGeek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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We had a party for our office supplies today. We even invited the invisible ink.

It didn't show up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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How did the doctors cure the invisible man?

They took him to the ICU.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RufusHalloween
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?

The I. C. U.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lesserthepoggle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I have a condition where my body is invisible to the naked eye.

I went to the doctor, and he said, "Sorry, I can't see you now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/195236
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Want to know how to cosplay the Invisible man?

Just go buy some milk late at night!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DL14Nibba
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Someone told me they made a porn version of "The Invisible Man"...

...I did NOT see that coming!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I hear they are remaking The Invisible Man...

Too bad I won't be able to see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CushKoma
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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The invisible man told me something but I knew it wasn't true

I could see right through him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Nurse comes in and tells the doctor "There's a man in the waiting room who thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?" The doctor says...

"Tell him I can't see him!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Saw this at the store today. I didn’t realize they were literal when they called it invisible...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crescuesanimals
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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The invisible man’s parents haven’t seen their son in two weeks

They couldn’t be more proud!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What do you call the third letter of the alphabet when it's invisible?

Transparency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZorroMeansFox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Nobody knows which actor played The invisible man

Their appearance was kept under wraps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squash2245
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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"Doctor I have a patient on the line that claims he's invisible"

"Tell him I can't see him right now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaDaBeast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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Why does the invisible man consider cups with the apple logo an invasion of privacy?

I.C.U.P

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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If the Invisible Man had acne would he be spotted?
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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What is the invisible man's favorite shampoo?

Clear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnarchyTrain
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Whenever I see a mime performing on the street, I always make sure I put my hand in my pocket and throw in some invisible money.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UriahPeabody
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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I was the one who captured the invisible man.

He came walking out of his tailor's shop and I followed suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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β€œDoctor, there is an invisible man in the waiting room”

β€œTell him I can’t see him right now”

(Told to me by my daughter while eating)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/auto2579
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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My buddy was trying to explain the appeal of invisible ink

...but I just don't see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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A man barges into the doctor’s office and says β€œDoc, you’ve got to help me! I’ve turned invisible!!”

β€œI’m sorry,” the doctor replies, β€œbut I can’t see you right now.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/choochoopants
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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This is the last time I'm telling you this: I am NOT the Invisible Man.

Did I make myself clear?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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Did you hear about when the Invisible Man attacked the horses outside the cabin?

He clawed the reins.

(If you didn't get this, Congratulations! you're not that old!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2016
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The Invisible Man

Dad told me this one yesterday:

Nurse walks into the doctor's office and says "There is an invisible man outside waiting to see you"

The doctor, busily writing and not looking up from his work, waves off the nurse and says "I can't see him right now".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boneracademy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married.

Their kids aren’t anything to look at.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Why couldn't the invisible man get a job?

He just couldn't see himself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emdog_64
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He just couldn’t see himself doing it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MynameisMatlock
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn’t see himself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?

The I.C.U.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Why did the invisible man reject the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_i_k_i
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He really couldn’t see himself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waddoheck
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shirul
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn’t see himself doing it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldnt see himself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liglogs492
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

Because he couldn’t see himself doing it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idk-a-username_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He just couldn't see himself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rivercitytees
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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Doctor! Doctor! A man on the phone says he's invisible!

Tell him I can't see him right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColoThor
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

Because he couldn’t see himself doing it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paisleywaisley
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer ?

Because he just couldn't see himself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathEater101
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn’t see himself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Winger910
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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