The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married over the weekend.
I did not see that coming.
The Invisible Man married an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
What are the relatives of the Invisible Man?
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
What does the invisible man have in the middle of his face?
We had a party for our office supplies today. We even invited the invisible ink.
How did the doctors cure the invisible man?
They took him to the ICU.
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
I have a condition where my body is invisible to the naked eye.
I went to the doctor, and he said, "Sorry, I can't see you now."
Want to know how to cosplay the Invisible man?
Just go buy some milk late at night!
Someone told me they made a porn version of "The Invisible Man"...
...I did NOT see that coming!
I hear they are remaking The Invisible Man...
Too bad I won't be able to see it.
The invisible man told me something but I knew it wasn't true
I could see right through him
Nurse comes in and tells the doctor "There's a man in the waiting room who thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?" The doctor says...
"Tell him I can't see him!"
Saw this at the store today. I didn’t realize they were literal when they called it invisible...
The invisible man’s parents haven’t seen their son in two weeks
They couldn’t be more proud!
What do you call the third letter of the alphabet when it's invisible?
Nobody knows which actor played The invisible man
Their appearance was kept under wraps
"Doctor I have a patient on the line that claims he's invisible"
"Tell him I can't see him right now."
Why does the invisible man consider cups with the apple logo an invasion of privacy?
If the Invisible Man had acne would he be spotted?
What is the invisible man's favorite shampoo?
Whenever I see a mime performing on the street, I always make sure I put my hand in my pocket and throw in some invisible money.
I was the one who captured the invisible man.
He came walking out of his tailor's shop and I followed suit.
“Doctor, there is an invisible man in the waiting room”
“Tell him I can’t see him right now”
(Told to me by my daughter while eating)
My buddy was trying to explain the appeal of invisible ink
...but I just don't see it.
A man barges into the doctor’s office and says “Doc, you’ve got to help me! I’ve turned invisible!!”
“I’m sorry,” the doctor replies, “but I can’t see you right now.”
This is the last time I'm telling you this: I am NOT the Invisible Man.
Did you hear about when the Invisible Man attacked the horses outside the cabin?
He clawed the reins.
(If you didn't get this, Congratulations! you're not that old!)
The Invisible Man
Dad told me this one yesterday:
Nurse walks into the doctor's office and says "There is an invisible man outside waiting to see you"
The doctor, busily writing and not looking up from his work, waves off the nurse and says "I can't see him right now".
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The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married.
Their kids aren’t anything to look at.
Why couldn't the invisible man get a job?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He just couldn’t see himself doing it
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
Why did the invisible man reject the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He really couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it!
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldnt see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldn’t see himself doing it
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Doctor! Doctor! A man on the phone says he's invisible!
Tell him I can't see him right now.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldn’t see himself doing it
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer ?
Because he just couldn't see himself doing it.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
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