Just got a credit card bill with a camouflaged bull printed on it...!?
..It's the hidden charges you have to watch out for.
It's a shame rainbows aren't camouflaged...
... then we could call them Rambo's.
I ask my dentist to use camouflaged enamel on my visits.
I’ve always been guilty of hiding my fillings.
What do you call camouflaged punctuation?
Why is it spelled "Camouflage"
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket..
..you can hide but you can’t run.
To the guy in the wheelchair participating in the DC insurrection dressed all in camouflage.
You can hide, but you can’t run!
My wife claims that men in camouflage look really sexy.
Drill Sergeant: I didn’t see you at the camouflage drill today
You know what the problem is with camouflage jokes?
You never see them coming.
The first annual meeting of camouflage club was a disaster.
It looks like no one showed up.
My army instructor told me he didn’t see me at camouflage practice today.
“Thank you, sir!” I replied.
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
(Haha I make myself laugh every time)
It was fun being a spy til they put me in a windy city with only a blanket for camouflage
My cover was blown constantly
I tried to buy a camouflage shirt
Sadly, I couldn't find any...
I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day.
I couldn't find any though.
I went to army boot camp and I got in trouble for skipping camouflage training
The instructor said he'd never even seen me in the classroom.
I went to buy some camouflage shorts yesterday
I went to a camouflage enthusiast meet up today, but no one was there...
I've been looking for some new hunting gear but good camouflage is hard to find.
Welcome to camouflage training
I’ve got to say I’m disappointed to see so many of you here
Why is a leather jacket good for camouflage?
Because it's made of hide
Me: *wears camouflage*
Every Dad: Woah didn’t see ya there
Not sure how my wife views my hunter’s outfit.
Says she can’t see me in camouflage.
I was going to wear my camouflage pants today
I have one thing to say to the man in the wheel chair that stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide, but you can’t run.
I saw a man wearing full camouflage gear today.
He needs to get his money back.
Mom bought me some camouflage cargo pants.
She will never see me in them.
We would never see perfect camouflage.
My credit card company sent me a camouflaged bull.
It’s the hidden charges you have to watch out for.
Why is it spelled "camouflage"...
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket:
You can hide, but you can’t run.
To the man in a wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can’t run
My wife claims that a man in camouflage is really sexy.
My wife claims a man in camouflage is sexy
I just don't see it myself
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide, but you can’t run
My wife insists that guys in camouflage look sexy.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide, but you can't run!
Why are camouflage jokes so funny?
Because you never see them coming,
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.
You can hide but you can’t run
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide but you can't run
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide but you can't run.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
My wife told me that she thinks men in camouflage look sexy.
To the man who stole my camouflage jacket in the wheelchair
You can hide but you can’t run
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.
You can hide but you can't run.
To the man in the wheel chair that stole my camouflage jacket
You can’t run but you can hide
A man in a wheelchair just stole my camouflage jacket...
I hope he knows he can hide but he can’t run.
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