Did you hear about the blind carpenter?
He picked up the hammer and saw.
(my dad told this all the time. I am continuing on with the tradition...)
I'm disappointed this Bible for the blind isn't called "The Holy Braille"
Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well.
i see, said the blind man
looking through a knothole in a barbed wire fence
Have you heard about the blind prostitute ?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
I saw it all said the blind man,
Hey, did you hear about the 2 blind Cyclopos?
Have you seen who's playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film?
Why can't the blind man see his friends?
Had to take my blind roommate to the hospital today.
Last time I leave the plunger in the toilet .
Have you seen the car crash at the national association for blind people?
Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming
I was going to cover the windows of our new house with curtains, but my wife came in and tossed vertical blinds at me...
Dunno why the she had to throw shade on my pursuit...
What does a blind woman say when she gets to the top of the Space Needle?
Nothing, cause she can't Seattle.
"Okay rookie, the first thing you've got to learn about making pornography for the blind is: Voice Projection."
"That sounds hard."
"Thank you. I'm a professional."
I used to be blind but I cured it. My wife was the first person I saw
It was love at first sight.
Why did the blind man always use paper cups?
He has no need for glasses.
What did the indecisive blind man say when the genie asked him what his three wishes were?
Why are the blind attracted to acne?
Why did the almond close the blinds?
Because her neighbour was always pecan.
“I see,” said the blind man...
...as he picked up his hammer and saw.
A woman in the shower hears the doorbell. "It's the blind man". So she answers the door naked...
"Nice bewbs! Now where do you want me to hang the blind?"
Why couldn’t the colour blind man sell ice cream?
Why didn't the blind person get the joke?
Why did the white supremacist not mind going blind?
Because he was used to nazi-ing.
I went to the blind museum today. It really sucked.
What's the worst thing a blind person can read in Braille?
Why did the blind German mistakenly support Hitler?
He thought he was a fellow member of the Not See Party.
Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca?
Because he couldn’t see that whale
My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.
I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.
Stop it with the blind jokes...
I like telling dadjokes to the blind.
They never see the punchline coming!
Why did the half-blind man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why did the partially blind man fall into a well?
Because he could not see that well.
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well
Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well!
Did you guys hear about the blind carpenter?
He picked up a hammer and saw
Why did the legally blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn’t see that well.
Why can't the blind man see his friends?
Why did the blind guy fall down the well?
... because he could not see that well.
How the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see.....that well
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Cause he couldn’t see that well
Why did the legally blind man walk into a well
Because he couldn’t see that well
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
heard about the blind man who fell down a well?
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Why couldn't the blind man see his friends?
Because he was married and had three children
Have you seen who they have cast in the new film "The Blind Batman"?
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