The creator of the knock-knock joke should get a Nobel prize

.....get it no bell 🀣

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ambitious_orphan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Who was the 1st person to win the Nobel Prize?

Same person who invented the Door Knock...

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Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrayLaTrash
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I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Who ever invented Knock-Knock jokes should get a Nobel Prize
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πŸ‘€︎ u/owen_mkn6244
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Did you hear about this year’s Nobel prize nominees?

It included the inventor of β€œSilent Mode”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElZoof
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Why did the corn farmer win the Nobel Peace Prize?

For his dedication to world hominy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreatjamoco
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Which professor was good enough to win the Nobel Prize in Chemistry in 2019?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/isaacides
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If being cool was an act of terrorism then I'd be winning the Nobel Peace prize
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crispybacon62
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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When I win the nobel prize, this will be my speech:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side; my hips, for never lying; my legs, for always supporting me; my fingers and toes, for I can always count on them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dray_son
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Why did the farmer win a Nobel Prize?

Because he stole it from the physicist he just brutally killed with a shovel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sthymia20
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Everybody deserves a Nobel Prize

As long as you don't own any bells, you deserve the Nobel prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/choonggg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize?

He was out standing in his field

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Why can you call hoes Nobel Prize winners?

They keep getting knocked up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoapMyPotato
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2016
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OPCW Won the Nobel Peace Prize

My first reaction was "Syriasly??"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puns4life
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2013
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The creator of the knock knock joke should get a Nobel prize.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Why did the Scarecrow get a Nobel Prize

Because he was Out-Standing in his field.

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Why did the corn farmer win a Nobel Peace Prize?

Because of his dedication to world hominy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreatjamoco
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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The creator of the knock knock joke should get a Nobel prize.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize?

He was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerGirlUrine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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You don’t have to be great to win a Nobel Prize.

You just have to be Goodenough!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rajuvrma
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Nobel prize?

They said he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Did you hear about the farmer that won a Nobel Prize?

He was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Have you heard about the scarecrow who won a Nobelο»Ώ prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cruachan2017
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

For being outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texas_OT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Why did the cow win a Nobel prize?

He was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CurlRackington
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

For being outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badbatch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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The local scarecrow recently got a Nobel prize

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_bearHead
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Nobel Prize?

He was out-standing in his field.

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Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

Because it was out standing in its field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FenixSword
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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Did you hear about that farmer who won the Nobel Prize?

He was out standing in his field.

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