I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh...

No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cubres
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii...

Or just a low ha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChuckySPWN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Teacher: What are you laughing at?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyTheShyGuy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?

Asking for a friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Why didn’t the monster laugh at the ghosts joke?

Because he was full of sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HogSlayin4dayz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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You'll laugh at almost anything, but when I joke about how a noisy animal has become a synonym for silence...

...it's crickets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotTooSpecial
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

#Ten Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssr0203
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Praying mantis puns got me laughing my head off
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irmuund
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Found at my local Trader Joe’s.... I mean come on... you laughed... Right?!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karentorres__
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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No-one laughs when I respond to "How was the gym?" with

"Heavy."

It's like my jokes carry no weight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inarus06
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Get it. guys... ( none of my friends laughing)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puppybark55
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I made the Judge laugh so hard

I was guilty of Mans laughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derkix5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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what do you call a laughing mayonnaise

lmayo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigLittlePenis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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I’m a proud dad. My daughter just told me this joke. In Hawaii, do people laugh loud?

Or is it a low ha (Aloha)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pimco
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lovina9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What do you call two lines having a laugh?

Parallol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Timaeus_L
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God

Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Tigger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Cars ain't rocket.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I made a girl in a wheelchair laugh today.

She was rollin’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheClincher7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock

Now that’s humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dooniel5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl.

I said no I didn’t know he could.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grind_n_brine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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does Hawii allow loud laughs...

or just a-low-ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emily-Savage
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.

That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Every time I see the initials for Hayley Atwell I always laugh.

HA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheresnoIinteam
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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How do 490 Roman soldiers laugh?

XD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Laughing at the Law

A game warden caught a man fishing without a licence "You're going to have to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket," said the warden.

"But officer," the fisherman replied, "I didn't catch these - they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they're done, they jump back in the bucket."

"Oh, really? This i've got to see. If you can prove it, i'll let you go without a fine."

The fisherman emptied the bucket into the lake and waited patiently. A few minutes went by and nothing happened.

"So where are the fish?" asked the warden.

"What fish?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoganWren
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Do Hawaiians laugh loudly?

Or is it just a low ha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/das_bic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Wife laughed

Me, reading joke off internet Wife, rolls eye Me, sorry I just reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmaxters4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.

The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrasport
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Only people sorting by new can see this gem. (Evil laugh)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnsteadyKoala
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Do you know why laughing gas makes you laugh?

Because it smells funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomSFox
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Opened the electric bill and the Wife can't understand why i'm on the floor laughing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JJJoyce
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, β€œIf you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”

I replied, β€œI'm on the toilet, please advise…”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Do they allow loud laughs in Hawaii?

Or just a low ha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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There’s no loud laughing permitted in Hawaii.

Just a low ha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh

Ten-Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kkshitij4_exe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquastronaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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In Hawaii, do they allow loud laughing?

Or is it just A lo ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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When visiting Hawaii, you're not allowed to laugh out loud.

Only a low ha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaceAltair
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?

Or just a low ha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLoveRaviolis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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I got banned from Hawaii for having a loud laugh

All they accept is a low ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/solanimus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Do they allow loud laughing in hawai

Or just a low ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJonesy007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geek_fest
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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How do you make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?

Or is it just a low ha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suktupbutterkup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii

Or a low-ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Golfcourseboi6969
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?

Or is it just a low ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Candidate_035
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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How do you laugh in Hawaii?

With a-low-ha!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xIR0NPULSE
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Did you know people aren't allowed to laugh out loud in Hawaii?

They are only allowed a low ha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matdave
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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How many fingers does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RootbeerDreams
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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