My urologist and I kept joking around during my last visit.
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I know you think I'm joking when I say we have a French Canadian Prime Minister
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You Must Be Joking
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My friend keeps joking about the thing he has to wear to cover his mouth while he's exercising outside.
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Unfortunately, my wife left me recently because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face...
(Adapted from a youtube comment)
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My friend told me to stop singing Iβm a believer and I thought she was joking
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︎ May 20 2020
I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop singing βI'm a Believerβ..
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︎ Apr 01 2020
My son has had enough of my jokes. He said, βDad, stop joking around!β
I said, βOkay son, I will joke within.β
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The Monkees are touring Switzerland and my wife threatened to leave me unless we flew out there to see them. I thought she was joking.......
Then I saw her face, Now we're in Geneva.
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︎ May 08 2020
You have to be joking
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︎ Feb 07 2020
My girlfriend asked me to stop singing the Shrek soundtrack, I thought she was joking
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︎ Nov 17 2019
I feel like I'm gonna choke a person one of these days by joking at the dinner table
And then get jailed for 12 months just for a man's laughter.
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︎ Feb 21 2020
Please stop joking about me
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︎ Aug 17 2019
I lost all feeling in my butt nerves. I'm not joking.
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When I tell my friends that I wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit, they think Iβm joking.
But thatβs just my two scents.
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︎ Oct 22 2019
Do you guys know that Stephen King has a son named Joe King? I'm not joking, but his son is.
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︎ Jan 07 2019
Ted the eagle was joking with his friend, Manny, who has an extra foot.
"You are a bird of Manny talons", said Ted. Manny responded, "I really think that you are two talon Ted".
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I thought my roommate was joking when he said Gary Oldman was in the Harry Potter movies.
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Some people were swatting at bugs and they were joking about how they looked they were doing martial arts
I told them it was called hop moskido.
This actually happened. Nobody laughed and no one I've told it to since has laughed. I think it's really funny and I need some validation. Help
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︎ May 28 2018
So I tried dad-joking /r/politics...
They were not amused. (Link)
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Dad's at it again. Borderline unacceptably dad-joking the Denny's waitress.
family walks into Denny's
Waitress: "Welcome to Denny's! Just five of you today?"
Dad: "Yes, four adults, one child."
Waitress: "Alright, would you like a kids menu today?"
Dad: "No thanks, I just had three. They were delicious."
-_-
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Bad puns are unsafe for children because theyβre a joking hazard
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︎ Dec 08 2018
My sister and I have to deal with pops constantly joking with lame quips and puns...
You could say /r/dadjokes a lot.
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︎ Nov 08 2018
T-Shirt gag for JoKing
Hey
Have mother in laws 50th birthday coming up. We are getting T-Shirts made up and we want to have T-Shirts made up for the guests and one made up for the mother in law. Her name is Jo King.
We are having thoughts on
She is turning 50? You gotta be JoKing for the guest T-Shirt
Iβm Jo King and Iβm turning 50 for the mother in law shirt.
Any better ideas then this?
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Dad joking a stranger in the supermarket
I was checking out the reduced section, when a woman beside me pointed at a bakery item and said to her child
"Scone".
I replied
"Nah, it's still there."
I should have walked away at this point, instead I stood proudly grinning for at least 30 seconds.
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What do we give an incessantly joking father?
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So My girlfriend and I were joking around and like normal I told a bad joke which ended with me going βayyyβ she responded βohhhhβ I retorted βeeee,β then βeyyye.β She didnβt get it. Then I said βyouuu,β
All she could say was, βwhy?β
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My dad told me about a new vietnamese soup that used bread instead of noodles. I asked him if he was joking...
...he said, "nah, pho real dough."
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︎ Oct 18 2017
Dad joking my bandmates...
I always bring a can of tuna to my band practices because anytime someone in my band asks for a tuner, I take the can out and say "This is what you asked for, right?"
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dad joking grandpa, once a dad always a dad.
I pulled my car over on my way home today because it started smoking (I cracked a head gasket) so I called my grandpa because he is the mechanic of my family and he only lives a mile from where I pulled over.
I told him that my car was smoking and I needed his help to find out what was wrong with it.
"It's probably peer pressure, make it smoke the rest of the pack and see how it likes it then"
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My son thought I was joking when I wanted him to stop dithering around and eat his food.
I thought I was pretty serious sounding. I said it, "Ingest!"
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︎ Aug 19 2018
Are you joking?!
No I'm Steve King, Joe Kings brother.
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︎ Jul 24 2017
I was joking about my cat purring at long last, and found out that my friend gets it.
imgur.com/CxTRf4S
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︎ Apr 18 2015
Marilyn Manson stepping up his dad-joking game. (Courtesy u/Xaurnel on r/funny)
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︎ Nov 19 2013
How I let my daughter do the dad-joking for me...and I crack up every single time:
My 13 year old daughter's new boyfriend is named Brennan.
I keep calling him Brendon.
Every time, she replies "Dad, there is no D! It's BRENNAN. NO D! Got it?!?"
And I am just thinking to myself "Good, Good...let's keep it that way."
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My SO kept joking about bears being in our backyard...
Our six year old said "dad, stop! You're going to give me nightbears"
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Dad joking your dad is like finding the Holy Grail
My dad, discovering his copy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail in a completely obscure place:
Him: holds up box wow, that would have been hard to find when I wanted to watch it.
Me: yeah, it would have been like trying to find the Holy Grail!
Him: speechless eyeroll
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a sad time for dad-joking at the office.
I have this ongoing thing at the office where whenever this one middle-aged guy (call him Andy) gets a haircut, I say, "Hey Andy, you got a haircut" and Andy, without fail dadjokes me with "I got them ALL cut" and then we yuk it up in the hallway ... this has gone on for years and years, until recently, when Andy decided that due to male-pattern baldness, he would completely shave his head. Now it is not as funny to tell Andy he got his hair cut, because literally he got them ALL cut and it just looks like I am making fun of him. (:(
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My father-in-law: still dad-joking, even in the emergency room
While sitting on a gurney in the ER for chest pains (he's fine, just high blood pressure):
Doctor: So, what brought you here today?
Father-in-law: The ambulance.
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The youth center in my town is teaching the art of dad joking well.
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I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop singing "I'm a believer"...
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I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop singing "I'm a Believer."
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My wife told me to stop singing Iβm a believer by the monkees, I thought she was joking
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I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop singing 'I'm A Believer'...
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︎ May 10 2019
A friend asked me to stop singing I'm A Believer because it's annoying. I thought she was joking.
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My wife told me to quit singing βIβm a Believerβ or sheβd leave me. I thought she was joking.
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I thought my wife was joking when she said she would leave me if I didn't stop singing "I'm a believer" ..
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My wife keeps yelling at me to stop signing "I'm a believer". I thought she must be joking...
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I thought my wife was joking when she said she was leaving me because I was obsessed with The Monkees!
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My girlfriend told me to stop singing Smash Mouth. I thought she was joking.
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