Why did Bruce Lee get scared by his cousin from Sudan? Because cousin SudanLee appeared out of nowhere.
What type of music are balloons scared of?
We all know that 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you need 3 squared meals per day
I used to be scared of speed bumps.
I’m slowly getting over it
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don’t want to get qwerties.
I was scared when my professor told me we were going to learn about relative dating today...
Until I learned it wasn’t the Alabama kind.
what music genre was the balloon most scared of?
I'm really really scared of elevators...
...so I take steps to avoid them.
I was really scared when I got lost climbing some mountains recently, but I found a map, a topographical map...
Why doesn't a schizophrenic get scared on watching a horror movie?
He knows that he is not alone.
I am scared of small, festive grottos.
I am Santa Claustrophobic
I have a horse that's really asthmatic and I'm scared it may not make it. The vet prescribed some
What do you call wood that's scared?
My dad would walk me to the bathroom when I was scared to pee at night...
My four year old: Daddy, what is Alexa scared of?
Me: She's just a robot, I don't think she ever feels fear.
My son: She's scared of getting Alexa-cuted.
I was telling my friend there's only one thing I get really scared of at Halloween.
"Which is?" he asked.
"Exactly."
Why are accountants scared to go outside?
Because it's accrual world out there.
Why was 6 scared of 5? (different version)
Because 5 fought 3, 2 and won.
Why was was the unrepentant Roman who consumed his wife neither surprised nor scared when he was thrown into the Colosseum?
He was gladiator already.
Did you hear about the skeleton who was scared of mariachi music?
A friend wants to carpool with me to work, but I'm scared
Cuz he likes to take a route that goes through this LONG tunnel
And I have carpool tunnel syndrome
After the Sex change operation, The Juggler is too scared to try juggling again.
It seems he doesn’t have the balls to do it again.
Why are frogs scared of everything?
It’s because cause they’re jumpy.
Why was Sunday not scared of Monday?
Cause Monday was a "weak" day
Why was the cow scared of the dark?
What do you call it when a Norse god is scared of something?
I have a friend that's scared of text in capslock, one day a guy sent him a full caps text
I can't belive how bold he was
I was so scared I might get taken by this van
I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked.
I'm not sure what scared him more. MY naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived !
My son and I were hunting when we scared up a flock of mallards and geese. They farted as they flew away...
"That was fowl," I told my son.
Why was the pasta scared of the sauce?
Why was six scared of seven?
Because seven is a six offender.
I’m scared of the vertical axis
Don’t know y but I’m to scared to find out.
I'm scared of 5G !
It will only allow people to spread their conspiracy theories even faster
I'm scared of the word "Why."
Why did A and B got scared?
If 6 was afraid of 7 bc it ate 9, why was 10 scared?
Bc it was in the middle of 9/11
We all know that 6 was scared of 7 because 7 8 9
But 7 was scared of 2, 4 6 8 10
6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
6 was scared if 7 because 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
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