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You're high fiving yourself over someone else's accomplishment
Poor bastard.
Cause they're dead.
Theyβre dead.
I was quite surprised, as Australians normally boo meringue.
Originally posted by u/knowthe_numbers
2021
I was guilty of Mans laughter.
A minute passes
Head lice.
But it's actually because they're dead
Coz they're extinct.
But those are their words, not mine.
What does it mean when you find horseshoes? It means a horse is walking round in its socks!
I am so proud of her! Edit: wording.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
Heβs dead
are truly remarkable.
Because they went extinct
Cause theyβre extinct.
They are are the wΓΌrst
Bumpβ¦
Bumpβ¦
Bumpβ¦
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
Bumpβ¦
Bumpβ¦
BUMPβ¦
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home. The casket still bouncing quickly behind him.
Fasterβ¦
Fasterβ¦
FASTERβ¦
Bumpβ¦
Bumpβ¦
BUMPβ¦
He runs up to his door, fumbles with the keys, opens the door, rushes in and slams and locks the door behind him.
Rushing up the stairs to his bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding. His head is reeling. His breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup as the casket!
Andβ¦
The coffin stopsβ¦.
It was about a weak back.
The scientific experiments altered his jeans
..you could call it an Autumnobile now !
rough sex also becomes a rave...
The thunder clap.
Son: "What's it called?"
Dad: "Month."
Son: "Huh?"
Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".
I said, βI donβt see myself doing that.β
βSorry, Iβm a little behind.β
It's time consuming.
All he does is stand clapping at the roof
Because they're extinct.
Because its dead
It will be a sadder day.
Because it's dead.
they are dead.
Cause they're dead
Because they're dead!
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
Cause theyβre dead
But really, itβs because they are dead
Cause theyβre dead
Because it's dead.
Because itβs extinct.
Because they're extinct.
Because they are extinct.
Because theyβre dead
Because he was dead
