A list of puns related to "Patton Oswalt"
So this jerk pretends to be Chapelle's friend, then apologizes for it later under pressure? What a spineless and pathetic little man...
It seems like woke Patton is a bit of a hypocrite.
O&A video (story starts around 3:02, but Patton's big lines are around 8:43):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja0We0yLEhU
The cartoonist stuff is at the bottom of Blockhead Joe's article here:
https://web.archive.org/web/20220107133517/https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/josephbernstein/the-surprisingly-mainstream-history-of-the-internets-favorit
and also here:
https://twitter.com/WoeSoros/status/1478057937461399554
I'm sorry you had to find out this way
He's just not. At all. I almost didn't want to finish some of Patton Oswalt's stand-up sets (old and newer), but couldn't look away from the train wreck. His material is hot garbage, his delivery sucks, and his personality/beliefs are the antithesis of comedy. Sometimes I can still laugh even if I don't totally agree with what's being said/their viewpoint, but with him, I just can't. He openly supported censorship during an interview and as karma should not be given any work on television, film, or radio. He's just not funny or likeable in any way. Even his voice can be annoying after a short period of time. Two thumbs down. π π
It originally popped up on the old O&A sub. Shit is really funny and am hoping one of you fellas have a copy to share.
βCaptain Boone, we meet again.β
βDetective Peralta, Your flyβs down. Made you look.β
βI didnβt look and Iβm wearing shorts there is no fly.β
βThatβs not what your mom said.β
βYou make no sense.β
βAnd now Iβm in your head.β
I was so, so excited for this one but the sound quality is almost UNBEARABLE! It sounds like its been recorded from a laptop speaker straight to a cell phoneπ©π©π©
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