So this jerk pretends to be Chapelle's friend, then apologizes for it later under pressure? What a spineless and pathetic little man...
Patton Oswalt has always been a little weenie, and tbh I've never paid him much attention because, well, he's not that funny anyway. And that's what comedians are supposed to be: FUNNY. So when I read a story on TMZ about the little worm APOLOGIZING to his "fans," on IG for uploading a photo of him and his "friend," Dave Chappelle, I thought my eyes were going to be permanently rolled into the back of my head.
Patton Oswalt apologizes for friendship with Dave Chappelle
First of all, the fact that the man the legend the myth that is Dave Chappelle even graces PO's presence, let alone lets him upload pictures of them together to the internet, to me is nothing less than career charity, so kudos to Dave for being a sweetheart.
As for the squirrely little weener dog Patton Oswalt, you should be ashamed of yourself. As if posting an entire page of regurgitated liberal news media lies, virtue signalling horse filth wasn't enough, he then had to trip all over himself to apologize to the "LGBTQ" community. Not for some insensitive slur, not for cutting off a lesbian in the dunkin donuts line, but for POSTING A PICTURE, with his "friend."
Dude, if you have to apologize to the internet for posting a picture with someone, that someone is no longer your friend, because you're no longer treating them like one.
Patton Osweenie, you are a slimy little creep who rides on the coattails of your more famous, more talented friends, and then shoves a 10 foot pole between yourself and them as soon as it becomes convenient for you.
The person you owe an apology to is Dave Chappelle, your "friend," that you just dissed in front of the entire internet, not your two pink-haired SJW, screaming, crap-flinging ape IG followers who decried "BIGOTRY," at your posting a picture with your, "friend."
Again, you are not funny, and I hope your butt-sniffing backfires on you and you get canceled by your own fake-liberal cry baby "fans."
It seems like woke Patton is a bit of a hypocrite.
O&A video (story starts around 3:02, but Patton's big lines are around 8:43):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja0We0yLEhU
The cartoonist stuff is at the bottom of Blockhead Joe's article here:
https://web.archive.org/web/20220107133517/https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/josephbernstein/the-surprisingly-mainstream-history-of-the-internets-favorit
and also here:
https://twitter.com/WoeSoros/status/1478057937461399554
I'm sorry you had to find out this way
He's just not. At all. I almost didn't want to finish some of Patton Oswalt's stand-up sets (old and newer), but couldn't look away from the train wreck. His material is hot garbage, his delivery sucks, and his personality/beliefs are the antithesis of comedy. Sometimes I can still laugh even if I don't totally agree with what's being said/their viewpoint, but with him, I just can't. He openly supported censorship during an interview and as karma should not be given any work on television, film, or radio. He's just not funny or likeable in any way. Even his voice can be annoying after a short period of time. Two thumbs down. 👎 👎
It originally popped up on the old O&A sub. Shit is really funny and am hoping one of you fellas have a copy to share.
“Captain Boone, we meet again.”
“Detective Peralta, Your fly’s down. Made you look.”
“I didn’t look and I’m wearing shorts there is no fly.”
“That’s not what your mom said.”
“You make no sense.”
“And now I’m in your head.”
I was so, so excited for this one but the sound quality is almost UNBEARABLE! It sounds like its been recorded from a laptop speaker straight to a cell phone😩😩😩
