Young Adult Puns

A list of puns related to "Young Adult"

When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that Iā€™m an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.

Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/deathorcharcoal
šŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What do you call a jewish person who is too young to be considered an adult

Jewvenile

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/MikeDanny
šŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Why couldn't the young pirate see the adult movie?

Two eyepatches.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/isthisusernametakenr
šŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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A father and son are walking through their garden and stops in front of a tree

Father: "For 18 years i've watched you grow up to be a great young adult, you have your whole life ahead of you. I'm so proud of Yew."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Mustacius
šŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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