2 drunk guys getting into a fight. One gets up and draws a line on the ground. He says "you cross this line and I'll punch you in the face".
That was the punchline...
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︎ Feb 05 2021
I once saw a woman punch a Mall Santa in the face.
But he did call her a "ho" like three times.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I lined up everybody I ever wanted to punch in the face
And this is what I call a punch line
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︎ Jul 04 2020
I had a joke about a grizzly in my car but i always forget the punch line ..
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Why is it wrong to punch the wall when youβre frustrated?
The wall has never been anything but supportive.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
I bad to punch the mall Santa in the face...
He called my daughter a 'ho'! 3 times!!!
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︎ Aug 10 2020
I was at a party last night, waiting my turn to get to the punch bowl.
Everyone was being very polite, patient and not barging in.
Even between the laughing and joking, the women in front of me insisted that we swap places, so I could get mine first.
I thought to myself at last a decent punchline
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︎ Mar 28 2020
I was so excited, I went straight to the punch bowl
Only afterwards did I realize I cut off the punchline
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︎ Feb 23 2020
My dad tried to punch the fog today...
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︎ Mar 13 2019
A student at prom was thirsty for some fruit punch, so he asked his friend, "where's the punch line?"
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︎ Nov 16 2019
Why did the road punch the pogoing chicken?
He wouldn't be crossed like that
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︎ Mar 21 2020
The punch line is told first
How do you destroy a joke ?
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︎ Jan 19 2020
Thereβs a room with two tables and ten people. One table has soup, and the other table has a punch bowl. All ten people are lined up at the soup table.
Nowβs when you ask: whereβs the punchline?
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︎ Nov 24 2019
How do you take the βpunchβ from a punch line?
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︎ Jul 29 2019
I spotted a bunch of people in a long line and asked with a laugh "is this the punch line?"
One of them responded, "pho queue."
The guy lied. There wasn't any soup noodles.
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︎ May 13 2019
The lines of the punch
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︎ Feb 20 2019
Looking for the punch line...
I found the food line and the coffee line, but I just want some punch.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Wheres the punch line
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︎ Feb 20 2019
This one felt like a punch in the stomach.
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︎ Nov 23 2018
When I tell a joke, people always stop me before I get to the end of the punch line.
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︎ Apr 19 2019
Two kids were on the playground, about to get in a fight. One drew a line in the sand and told the other, βIf you cross this line, Iβll punch you in the face.β
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︎ Feb 16 2019
Reading a bad pun is like a punch in the gut
Itβs often hard to stomach
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︎ Mar 18 2018
However, he couldnβt, because the punch line is out of order.
A man at a party wanted to grab some punch, and he walked to the punch line.
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︎ Jan 01 2019
If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
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︎ Mar 20 2018
Hey dad, remember when Adam tried to punch me and accidentally punched the window out?
Dad- "Yeah, that was a pane to fix."
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︎ Jun 07 2015
What do you get when you punch a polar bear in the nose?
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︎ Mar 29 2017
The punch line might tie in perfectly with the joke...
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︎ Jan 19 2014
Have you heard of the Mexican superhero who can knock anyone out with a single punch?
His name is Juan Pancho Man.
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︎ Mar 27 2016
I don't like when people punch me in the stomach while I'm playing guitar...
because it always hurts me (in my) mid riff.
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︎ Jul 27 2016
Everytime the Music Major read his college text book, he would becoming uncontrollably angry and would punch someone.
He has "A History of Violins"
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︎ Sep 14 2017
Did you know if you punch someone with a lighter clench in your fist you will do less damage to the other person.
Because it is a lighter punch.
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︎ Dec 02 2016
If dad jokes could wear boxing gloves, this would be the knock out punch.
http://imgur.com/gallery/slx5NK3/new
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︎ Dec 16 2015
Did You Hear The Joke With No Punch-Line?
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︎ Oct 17 2013
The trick to a good standup comedy act is to bring high quality fruit punch.
That way there's a punch line.
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︎ May 24 2015
Aunt and Dad hit us with the 1, 2 punch
My aunt texted my mom "did you hear about the kidnapping at school?" And my mom was talking to us wondering which school my aunt was referring to. Then my aunt responds:
"It's okay, he woke up."
Noooooo. My mom tells my dad what my aunt said and pointed at my mom's foot and then his leg and said "Corn knee."
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︎ Sep 30 2015
Beaten to the punch by my dad
We were heading south along a freeway when my mom pointed out the passenger window saying "Look at that parasailer!"
Not even a second after the joke came to my mind, my dad looks over and says "I only see one!"
Great minds think alike.
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︎ Aug 21 2014
To the guy who stole my punch line.
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︎ Jan 17 2019
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