When your phone autocorrects "fuck" to "American quarter horse" it's OK to keep it.
It's still foal language.
I'm not sure if my dad coined this joke but...
My dad keeps a Kentucky State quarter in his pocket at all times. He will pull it out of his pocket and hand it to somebody. When they look at it, he will ask if they know what kind of horse is pictured. Once they respond with whatever breed they think it may be, he responds with "No, it's a quarter horse of course!"
