20 Hilarious Rodeo Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?

“This ain’t my first rodeo”

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👤︎ u/Dmanthelucky

📅︎ May 20 2022

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My cowboy friend is sadly quitting the rodeo. I asked him why why he made this decision…

He explained, “Well, I was always coming in lasso I quit.”

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👤︎ u/Im_not_that_creative

📅︎ Dec 31 2021

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What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?

Use the horse, Luke!

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👤︎ u/dadsjokesnet

📅︎ Oct 04 2021

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Always wanted to be a rodeo clown, but couldn’t because I have stomach problems

No guts

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👤︎ u/Grit1963

📅︎ Nov 13 2020

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Why did the bacteria refuse the invitation to the rodeo?

They’re too cultured.

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👤︎ u/tiktok131

📅︎ Jul 18 2020

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My friends took me to the rodeo last week.

I kinda got roped into it.

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👤︎ u/just-going-with-it

📅︎ Aug 06 2020

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I don't really like the rodeo. It's too fast-paced for me.

I prefer the sidewalkeo.

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👤︎ u/bobskimo

📅︎ Feb 28 2020

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I’ll never forget my first visit to the rodeo.

It was incredibull.

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👤︎ u/kilokiilo

📅︎ Apr 18 2020

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When I arrived at my second rodeo, the first thing I said was “this isn’t my first rodeo.”

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👤︎ u/RoyTheShip

📅︎ Jun 08 2018

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I went to the rodeo for the first time

It was kind of spur of the moment.

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👤︎ u/rice9012

📅︎ Sep 05 2018

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Went to the rodeo yesterday

Could only find a fair parking spot

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👤︎ u/Poortio

📅︎ Feb 10 2018

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This ain't my first Rodeo...

https://i.imgur.com/kAHzii0_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

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👤︎ u/TeNppa

📅︎ Aug 04 2017

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Bought a shrink ray to use on myself. I'm starting an insect rodeo.

Turns out I'm best on the fly.

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👤︎ u/garbagearmy

📅︎ Sep 30 2018

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How does a rodeo star get around

In a cattleilac!

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👤︎ u/__Mirage__

📅︎ Nov 17 2016

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Before going to the rodeo, my parents and met to have burgers

My Dad was explaining to the waitress that he and mom had gone to the rodeo earlier in the week and knew basically what to expect.

Me: (leaning in for emphasis) "So you're saying this isn't your first rodeo?"

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👤︎ u/Saeta44

📅︎ Feb 22 2015

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What did the cowboy say during his second rodeo?

"This ain't my first rodeo".

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👤︎ u/GrimBalthazaar

📅︎ Dec 05 2021

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What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?

This ain’t my first rodeo.

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👤︎ u/wilhelmfart

📅︎ Feb 09 2021

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What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?

This ain’t my first rodeo 🤠

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👤︎ u/dasatain

📅︎ Jun 03 2019

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What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?

"This ain't my first rodeo"

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👤︎ u/boiboiboi21

📅︎ May 21 2019

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Me at my 2nd rodeo

This ain't my first rodeo

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👤︎ u/IJustWantMemes789

📅︎ Jun 15 2018

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